I am not immune to the charms of scruffy, fit, handsome, sexy, clever, funny, 1½”-shorter-than-me actor-writers starring in surprisingly-fun dramedies called Psych.
Nor am I immune to the novel idea that people should fucking pay attention to the world around them, rather than fooling themselves that they can multitask (when they really have a tough time [...]

Two Blasphemies Concerning Aaron Eckhart and The Dark Knight:

As hot as Christian Bale is — and he is smokin’ — Aaron Eckhart is much, much hotter.
As kick-ass awesome as Heath Ledger’s performance as The Joker is — and it’s a tour de force, to be sure — Aaron Eckhart’s performance as Harvey Dent kicks more [...]

Because I caught the Season 5 opener to Project Runway:

Keith: “Get noticed or go home.”

I can’t decide whether adorable, out Canuck cutie Luke Macfarlane or intense, het Canuck juggernaut Ryan Gosling gets the spot this week, so I’ll let you choose. Both actors have their obvious charms:
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I’m going to share with you a secret. A culinary secret. This secret is actually available to all President’s Choice™ consumers, but only the eagle-eyed among you will have discovered this tip, which you’d never have come up with on your own. Not in a zillion years.

Get some President’s Choice™ Indian Butter Chicken:

Flip the box [...]

Dear American Family Association,
Normally I wouldn’t give a damn about you and your evolutionary-throwback fucktards, because I come to expect only the most pig-ignorant bigotry from morons like you. But then you had to go and start waging war with that international institution, McDonald’s. Why? Because an openly-gay executive joined the National Gay & Lesbian [...]

It’s a tough life.

With COLT Man Luke Garrett (NSFW, duh)
30 June 2008

With COLT Man Mitch Branson (NSFW, duh)
30 June 2008
(Thanks to Linda for the photos)
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The first time I watched Durham County, I thought it was a pretty-good Canadian television miniseries, which is shorthand, I guess, for “barely watchable”. Which is also hugely unfair, because on closer, properly-attentive viewing, it’s gripping and good, creepy fun. It could stand alongside a Showtime or (minor) HBO miniserieses.
But, to get to the point [...]

Stay tuned…

So the awesomest news out of Hollywood lately is that a sequel to the second-best movie of 2006 — Crank — has a sequel and that sequel is filming right now. No word yet on how much of this installment will feature a prominent (prosthetic) erection on its star, the knee-weakening Jason Statham:

Jason Statham, Wet
Additional, [...]

So we’re retarded, okay? Champ™ and I giggle retardedly at U.K.isms like “on offer” (equals “on sale”) and when ice cream — Häagen-Dazs™ and Ben & Jerry’s™! — was on offer for half-price, well, we couldn’t resist snapping this shot of some freak taking advantage of the sale:

It bears noting that despite the primo, semi-luxe [...]

I know it’s a bit late, but a couple of weeks ago The Today Show’s Matt Lauer was totally rocking the gray whiskers in Istanbul:

Matt was also Dressing to the Right, apparently:

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As Canadians, we’re constantly reminded of the disparity in snack technologies above and below the 49th parallel. A simple trip to the snack aisle of any grocery store in the U.S. makes me sad.
So it was with great anticipation that Champ bought some Grāpples over the weekend. The slogan, “Looks like an apple™, Tastes like [...]

For a variety of reasons — apart from the obvious, May-is-National-Masturbation-Month reason and also for reasons not-so-obvious (which, sorry, I won’t talk about now or in the foreseeable future) — I’m lucky enough to interact with the cream of the porn world. So to speak.
I have close and casual friends and business associates who make [...]

Who says Canadians don’t have their priorities straight?
Is the top story for Toronto Star readers the race for the U.S. presidency? No. Is the top story for Toronto Star readers the Myanmar cyclone disaster? No. How about the bullshit opposition to the removal of “the lord’s prayer” from the Ontario Legislature? God, no!
A single mother [...]