It’s a tough life.

With COLT Man Luke Garrett (NSFW, duh)
30 June 2008

With COLT Man Mitch Branson (NSFW, duh)
30 June 2008
(Thanks to Linda for the photos)

The first time I watched Durham County, I thought it was a pretty-good Canadian television miniseries, which is shorthand, I guess, for “barely watchable”. Which is also hugely unfair, because on closer, properly-attentive viewing, it’s gripping and good, creepy fun. It could stand alongside a Showtime or (minor) HBO miniserieses.
But, to get to the point [...]

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So the awesomest news out of Hollywood lately is that a sequel to the second-best movie of 2006 — Crank — has a sequel and that sequel is filming right now. No word yet on how much of this installment will feature a prominent (prosthetic) erection on its star, the knee-weakening Jason Statham:

Jason Statham, Wet
Additional, [...]

So we’re retarded, okay? Champ™ and I giggle retardedly at U.K.isms like “on offer” (equals “on sale”) and when ice cream — Häagen-Dazs™ and Ben & Jerry’s™! — was on offer for half-price, well, we couldn’t resist snapping this shot of some freak taking advantage of the sale:

It bears noting that despite the primo, semi-luxe [...]

I know it’s a bit late, but a couple of weeks ago The Today Show’s Matt Lauer was totally rocking the gray whiskers in Istanbul:

Matt was also Dressing to the Right, apparently:

Important Reminder: The “Green on Thursday” series always reveals very much more about your host at This.That.No Other. than it does about any of [...]

As Canadians, we’re constantly reminded of the disparity in snack technologies above and below the 49th parallel. A simple trip to the snack aisle of any grocery store in the U.S. makes me sad.
So it was with great anticipation that Champ bought some Grāpples over the weekend. The slogan, “Looks like an apple™, Tastes like [...]

For a variety of reasons — apart from the obvious, May-is-National-Masturbation-Month reason and also for reasons not-so-obvious (which, sorry, I won’t talk about now or in the foreseeable future) — I’m lucky enough to interact with the cream of the porn world. So to speak.
I have close and casual friends and business associates who make [...]

Who says Canadians don’t have their priorities straight?
Is the top story for Toronto Star readers the race for the U.S. presidency? No. Is the top story for Toronto Star readers the Myanmar cyclone disaster? No. How about the bullshit opposition to the removal of “the lord’s prayer” from the Ontario Legislature? God, no!
A single mother [...]

Scott Caan:

And I know y’all aren’t fans of men’s armpits, so you totally don’t want to look at the photo after the jump.