Soup Vampire (26 September 2009)
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Calling your movie “better than Crash” is like saying your movie is the same as every other movie ever made, including The Room and Plan 9 from Outer Space: Fragments: “Better than Crash“ August 4th, 2009 | Categories: Bad Ads, Bad Behaviour, Duh, IntoxiBlogging™, Stupidity, WTF? |
 4 comments“I don’t want to sound crazy…”:
Meat Cards: Let me say this upfront — I wholeheartedly endorse the laser-etching of anything on anything. That said, what a treat to check out meatcards.com, which boldly proclaims… Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS. Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will [...] Yikes. July 6th, 2009 | Categories: Bad Behaviour, Bliss, Self-Pimping, WTF?, What Time Is It? |
4 commentsI don’t know if it’s because I’m such a huge fan of y-fronts — always have been, always will be — but I spent a good 30 seconds WTFing over this ad for Prostate Cancer Foundation before it all came together. It’s a very, very good ad, though it still creeps me out every time [...] Far be it from me to ever side with the moronic bullies of Stephen Harper’s Conservative Party, but I had to giggle when Tory Transport Ministrix John Baird called out my soon-to-be-ex-city’s ineptitude in applying for part of a $4 billion federal infrastructure fund: Toronto’s only application for money under the federal government’s $4 billion infrastructure [...] Laying blame. Hard. Where it belongs. Olbermann: Video: Keith Olbermann Fingers Bill O’Reilly, Bernard Goldberg and Fox News as Terrorists I can’t go near comments sections online today. The evil perpetrated by Dr. George Tiller’s murderer is eclipsed by the stupid, hateful, pig-ignorant, seething, antediluvian, subhuman christianists who climb over themselves to justify, rationalize and even applaud [...] June 1st, 2009 | Categories: Bad Behaviour, Celebrities, Religion is Bad, Stupidity, WTF?, What Time Is It? |
8 commentsWell, the lying idiots at Maggie Gallagher’s National Organization for Marriage — the group which is, apparently, against more people marrying — has come out with another ad filled with lies, misrepresentations and, as an added bonus, a thinly-veiled appeal to race-based bigotry. But the level of intelligence operating behind these vile ads is laid [...] May 28th, 2009 | Categories: Bad Ads, Duh, Religion is Bad, Stupidity, WTF?, War on Science |
 Leave a commentOkay, so maybe I don’t promise. But for reasons to be revealed in a post or two, I won’t be bothering you with the decrepit craptitude of Toronto’s streets for much longer. For now, though… enjoy! Remember how I was telling you about the incompetent pothole repair crews: On the two most recent occasions I’ve witnessed pothole repairs, [...] Video: Muscle Koushinkyoku WiiWare Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Deborah Gibson? Hell, yeah! Video: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Trailer (via Towleroad) May 12th, 2009 | Categories: Awesome, Bad Ads, Bliss, Celebrities, IntoxiBlogging™, Stupidity, WTF?, War on Science, What Time Is It? |
7 commentsThis is the entrance to the Bay at Yonge and Bloor Streets in downtown Toronto. It’s also the entrance to the most-visited subway stop covering the two most-traveled transit lines in the city. This is how we roll in Toronto:
It would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking shabby and inept and [...] May 10th, 2009 | Categories: Bad Ads, Bad Behaviour, Duh, News for Moms, Stupidity, Toronto, WTF?, What Time Is It? |
 One commentThere are (at least) two sides to every story — one of which was yesterday’s Condom Fairy ad — even though other side(s) to The Pregnancy/STD-Avoidance Story are often knowingly false (or criminally delusional). And President Obama’s recent slashing of abstinence-only funding has sent shockwaves through the ranks of those who’d rather lie to children [...] May 9th, 2009 | Categories: Awesome, Bad Ads, Bad Behaviour, Duh, News for Moms, Stupidity, WTF?, War on Science |
7 commentsYou had to laugh. Springtime in Toronto is always… interesting when it comes to our roadways. No city is immune to potholes but every year, Toronto’s potholes are increasingly epidemic. Here’s why you had to laugh: City Councillor Karen Stintz has proposed corporate-sponsored road repair in the city: “People realize and they know that the potholes are [...] May 7th, 2009 | Categories: Bad Behaviour, Duh, Stupidity, Toronto, WTF?, War on Science |
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