So I found this while photographing the environs surrounding Toronto’s Yonge & Bloor intersection earlier today. I’m assuming it was unearthed in the excavation because, for real, no one would actually, you know, wear one of these, would they? I mean, in this century?

Special Bonus Content! So I was talking to my mom this afternoon [...]

Q: What happens when several dozen teenagers in Guy Fawkes masks, with tubs of chalk and a penchant for annoying cults descend on the Yonge-Bloor neighbourhood?
A:

Q: What happens after several dozen teenagers in Guy Fawkes masks, tubs of chalk and a penchant for annoying cults descend on the Yonge-Bloor neighbourhood?
A:

Q: Would you describe the number [...]

Stop Making βeta

You know, you can hate kids with the intensity of a thousand burning nuns, and I get it, I really do, but the heart that doesn’t melt just a little bit when you read this — no matter how truthy it might be — is a heart I don’t want to be anywhere near.
“You really [...]

The Dandy Warhols’ music has been bound to my DNA for so many years and their latest release — …Earth to the Dandy Warhols… — is no exception. Have you seen them in concert? See them in concert.
Listening to The Dandys makes me wish I was a bazillionaire, so I could rent Toronto Island and [...]

Toronto West, 6:30PM 31 May 2008

We’re at Week Five of this pile of construction detritus just sitting on the sidewalk, steps from the most recognizable intersection in Canada. My money’s on a September removal…

Team Shabby Toronto!
And? In the same way that if The Toronto Star reports on a “hip and happening” trend, it’s guaranteed to be laughably passé, when Fab [...]

1973 → 2008
I know, right?
Don’t want to grow old too fast
Don’t want to let the system get me down
I’ve got to find a way to make the good times last
And if you’ll show me how, I’m ready now

JUMP!

If you saw it, you’d know what I’m talking about.

So we’re retarded, okay? Champ™ and I giggle retardedly at U.K.isms like “on offer” (equals “on sale”) and when ice cream — Häagen-Dazs™ and Ben & Jerry’s™! — was on offer for half-price, well, we couldn’t resist snapping this shot of some freak taking advantage of the sale:

It bears noting that despite the primo, semi-luxe [...]