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There really wasn’t much discussion about it. Though Champ and I never really did The Pride Thing in Toronto — at least, not together, and not for the past few years — we didn’t need to really discuss whether (or not) we were going to take in Vancouver’s festivities . We just knew, y’know? I mean, [...] August 5th, 2009 | Categories: 3 Kinds of Gay, Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Behaviour, Bliss, Celebrities, Gymnauseam, Heroes, IntoxiBlogging™, News for Moms, Religion is Bad, Sarcasm, Stupidity, Toronto, Vancouver |
 14 commentsIt seems entirely appropriate, given the fact that I actually live in Vancouver now, to cut it out with the YVR posts, so this is the last. And a grab-bag it is. Contrary to the beliefs of some unscrupulous commenters, I’m loving Vancouver. L-O-V-I-N-G. I mean, when I’ve been able to get out of the apartment, [...] June 19th, 2009 | Categories: Awesome, Bad Behaviour, Bliss, Gymnauseam, Stupidity, Vancouver |
5 commentsSo, a few months ago I had a bit of fun at the expense of two guys named Brett Stewart, one hailing from Australia’s Manly Sea Eagles footie club, the other vastly more annoying. And, speaking of Manly Sea Eagles, there’s another lad on the team, one who calls himself David Williams, is 22 and looks [...] May 28th, 2009 | Categories: Awesome, Bad Behaviour, Bliss, Celebrities, Green on Thursday, Gymnauseam, Yum |
7 commentsLike I’m going to see it. Ever. But if I did, this would be my review: If I wanted to watch horny, not-overly-attractive, immature drama queens not having sex for 122 minutes, I’d rather spend a couple of hours in the sauna at my gym. November 22nd, 2008 | Categories: Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Ads, Bad Behaviour, Gymnauseam, Stupidity, Toronto |
7 commentsSeen in my gym locker room: If you flex in the mirror while everyone is watching, you’re a Mitchum Man douchebag.
A simple message from Barcelona’s BCNCHECKPOINT.COM: safer sex is hot sex. Get tested, play safely. Easy. No, really. Easy.
September 29th, 2008 | Categories: Actual Gay Conversations, Bliss, Duh, Gymnauseam, Yum |
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“Omifuckingod, Jason, I can’t believe we wore the same outfits to the party!” “No worries, Justin, I’ve got sunglasses. We look totally different, Bro.” June 2nd, 2008 | Categories: Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Behaviour, Gymnauseam, Sarcasm, Stupidity |
 One commentThe Department of Redundancy Department strikes again:
Of course, if this was a Toronto Transit Commission facility, there’d be a handwritten sign above both of these, stating “STAFF ONLY!” May 18th, 2008 | Categories: Bad Ads, Bad Behaviour, Duh, Gymnauseam, Stupidity, Toronto |
2 comments(Based on reports from each subject group, 2007) December 5th, 2007 | Categories: 3 Kinds of Gay, Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Behaviour, Gymnauseam |
4 commentsTop 5 Missing (or Dead) Ex-Boyfriends From Zoom “Targeted Lifestyle Media” Media, in the men’s locker room at my gym: “Targeted Lifestyle Media” I can’t speak for other men at my gym, but I’m guessing that the whole Vespa, ponytail and sassy-scarf, targeted-lifestyle market is rather limited in that arena. Okay, I’ll give them the Vespa thing; it is a largely [...] Decided by a group shaving at the sinks at my gym this morning — we need a new sign in the locker room: “Due to unprecedented damage November 16th, 2006 | Categories: 3 Kinds of Gay, Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Behaviour, Gymnauseam |
One commentThis week marked the closing — chaining, actually, due to rent nonpayment — of the doors of the world’s least-sexy gay gym, which happened to be located in the throbbing core of downtown Toronto. This affords the former denizens of that facility the opportunity to explore bold new horizons in gymnasia, including the club to [...] October 28th, 2006 | Categories: 3 Kinds of Gay, Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Behaviour, Gymnauseam, Stupidity, Toronto |
2 commentsSetting the scene: Two gay guys and one straight guy, shaving at the sinks in the locker room at my (mostly straight) gym a few weeks ago. A (presumably straight) locker room attendant is bent over, cleaning the floor nearby. A third gay guy approaches the sinks… Gay Guy 3: Tell me that’s not poppers [...] October 18th, 2006 | Categories: 3 Kinds of Gay, Actual Gay Conversations, Bad Behaviour, Gymnauseam |
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