A simple message from Barcelona’s BCNCHECKPOINT.COM: safer sex is hot sex. Get tested, play safely.
Easy. No, really. Easy.

Keep Your Damned Heart Rate Monitor and Just Gimme Two Bottles of Water!

“Omifuckingod, Jason, I can’t believe we wore the same outfits to the party!”
“No worries, Justin, I’ve got sunglasses. We look totally different, Bro.”

The Department of Redundancy Department strikes again:

Of course, if this was a Toronto Transit Commission facility, there’d be a handwritten sign above both of these, stating “STAFF ONLY!”

(Based on reports from each subject group, 2007)

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From Zoom “Targeted Lifestyle Media” Media, in the men’s locker room at my gym:

“Targeted Lifestyle Media”
I can’t speak for other men at my gym, but I’m guessing that the whole Vespa, ponytail and sassy-scarf, targeted-lifestyle market is rather limited in that arena. Okay, I’ll give them the Vespa thing; it is a largely gay [...]

Decided by a group shaving at the sinks at my gym this morning — we need a new sign in the locker room:
“Due to unprecedented damage
to the ceramic floor tiles,
the wearing of optimistically-sized
metal cockrings in the shower room
will be prohibited until further notice.”

This week marked the closing — chaining, actually, due to rent nonpayment — of the doors of the world’s least-sexy gay gym, which happened to be located in the throbbing core of downtown Toronto. This affords the former denizens of that facility the opportunity to explore bold new horizons in gymnasia, including the club to [...]

Setting the scene: Two gay guys and one straight guy, shaving at the sinks in the locker room at my (mostly straight) gym a few weeks ago. A (presumably straight) locker room attendant is bent over, cleaning the floor nearby. A third gay guy approaches the sinks…
Gay Guy 3: Tell me that’s not poppers [...]