It’s a tough life.

With COLT Man Luke Garrett (NSFW, duh)
30 June 2008

With COLT Man Mitch Branson (NSFW, duh)
30 June 2008
(Thanks to Linda for the photos)

So here’s the deal: Every now and then this Green on Thursday series hits a dry spell and there aren’t any sniveling closet cases or heroic gay icons or droolworthy heterostuds that spring to mind. I’m sure they’re out there, but me throwing up just any GoT celebrity would be akin to me wearing a [...]

The first time I watched Durham County, I thought it was a pretty-good Canadian television miniseries, which is shorthand, I guess, for “barely watchable”. Which is also hugely unfair, because on closer, properly-attentive viewing, it’s gripping and good, creepy fun. It could stand alongside a Showtime or (minor) HBO miniserieses.
But, to get to the point [...]

So the awesomest news out of Hollywood lately is that a sequel to the second-best movie of 2006 — Crank — has a sequel and that sequel is filming right now. No word yet on how much of this installment will feature a prominent (prosthetic) erection on its star, the knee-weakening Jason Statham:

Jason Statham, Wet
Additional, [...]

I know it’s a bit late, but a couple of weeks ago The Today Show’s Matt Lauer was totally rocking the gray whiskers in Istanbul:

Matt was also Dressing to the Right, apparently:

Important Reminder: The “Green on Thursday” series always reveals very much more about your host at This.That.No Other. than it does about any of [...]

I don’t watch LOST any more — I’m saving up recorded episodes from last season and this for… I dunno, recovery from the heart attack which’ll ensue if I hear that anything on the show’s actually resolved? — but this development is exceedingly disturbing:

(Photo courtesy Defamer).
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’d turn [...]

From “Before They Were Bears They Were Otters”, Alec Baldwin:

More from this era after the jump…

Scott Caan:

And I know y’all aren’t fans of men’s armpits, so you totally don’t want to look at the photo after the jump.

Bet you thought there’d be some Emerald Isle tie-in this week, didn’t you? Well you were wrong. I’d like to see what Christian Siriano could do with this fabric. Hot mess, indeed.
The whole neighborhood will be starting fires. No, really, that’s what the ad copy says. These men are here to spray you down:

So we strolled through St. Stephen’s Green on Friday — three hours after arriving in Dublin on four hours’ sleep — and, since I was a Bad Tourist and hadn’t read my guidebook, Q surprised us mightily by casually steering us toward the Oscar Wilde statue (a.k.a. “the fag on the crag”) in the gorgeous [...]