We’ve all wondered what the hell people were thinking when they chose Green Day’s “Time of Your Life” for their wedding or graduation songs — oblivious to the incredibly obvious lyrical sarcasm — so one can only ask what the fuck the Republicans were thinking when they appropriated Heart’s “Barracuda” as Sarah Palin’s theme song [...]

Festive + Homosexual + Lame

Well, it is.

Just when you think advertising can’t get any worse, Canadian marketers take it over the edge.
Insert every advertisement ever aired by Tim Horton’s here.

News items that appeal primarily to the main household purchaser/worrywart:
“Those home paper shredders you use to prevent identity theft can be a danger to tiny, curious fingers!!!”