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	<title>This. That. No Other. &#187; Awesome</title>
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		<title>Small Moments of Ecstasy</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2010/06/16/small-moments-of-ecstasy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a moment, on the dancefloor, when everything falls into place &#8212; the lights, the sound, the beat, the vibe, the crowd, the lyrics, the energy, the&#8230; intangible tribal quality of moving your body in time with the universe &#8212; where you consciously toy (for a microsecond) with the idea that if that moment of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a moment, on the dancefloor, when everything falls into place &#8212; the lights, the sound, the beat, the vibe, the crowd, the lyrics, the energy, the&#8230; intangible <em>tribal</em> quality of moving your body in time with the universe &#8212; where you consciously toy (for a microsecond) with the idea that if that moment of pure ecstasy never ended, that you could be interconnected so completely with&#8230; everything, forever&#8230; you could do it. You could be in that moment until your neurons ceased functioning, your muscles stopped twitching, your eyes go dark and you fall into that singularity of one moment stretching to eternity&#8230; You would. You really, really would.</p>
<p>And it would be okay. Fuck, yeah.</p>
<p>And this is the remix that&#8217;d do it. In at least thirty different places. Keep it comin&#8217;, keep it comin&#8217;, keep it comin&#8217;, keep it comin&#8217;, keep it comin&#8217;, keep it comin&#8217;, keep it comin&#8217;.</p>
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<strong>Video: <a title="New Order &quot;Crystal&quot;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOYY8ZzPF8Y" target="_blank">New Order &#8220;Crystal (Lee Coombs Remix)&#8221;</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Inconsequential</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2010/04/15/inconsequential/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bstewart23</dc:creator>
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Video: Pale Blue Films; Music: Mogwai</p>
<p>The spacecraft was a long way from home.</p>
<p>I thought it would be a good idea, just after Saturn, to have them take one last glance homeward. From Saturn, the Earth would appear too small for Voyager to make out any detail. Our planet would be just a point [...]]]></description>
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<strong>Video: <a title="Link to Pale Blue Films" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/palebluefilms" target="_blank">Pale Blue Films</a>; Music: Mogwai</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>The spacecraft was a long way from home.</p>
<p>I thought it would be a good idea, just after Saturn, to have them take one last glance homeward. From Saturn, the Earth would appear too small for Voyager to make out any detail. Our planet would be just a point of light, a lonely pixel hardly distinguishable from the other points of light Voyager would see: nearby planets, far off suns. But precisely because of the obscurity of our world thus revealed, such a picture might be worth having.</p>
<p>It had been well understood by the scientists and philosophers of classical antiquity that the Earth was a mere point in a vast, encompassing cosmos—but no one had ever seen it as such. Here was our first chance, and perhaps also our last for decades to come.</p>
<p>So, here they are: a mosaic of squares laid down on top of the planets in a background smattering of more distant stars. Because of the reflection of sunlight off the spacecraft, the Earth seems to be sitting in a beam of light, as if there were some special significance to this small world; but it&#8217;s just an accident of geometry and optics. There is no sign of humans in this picture: not our reworking of the Earth&#8217;s surface; not our machines; not ourselves. From this vantage point, our obsession with nationalisms is nowhere in evidence. We are too small. On the scale of worlds, humans are inconsequential: a thin film of life on an obscure and solitary lump of rock and metal.</p>
<p>Consider again that dot. That&#8217;s here. That&#8217;s home. That&#8217;s us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you&#8217;ve ever heard of, every human being who ever was lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings; thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines; every hunter and forager; every hero and coward; every creator and destroyer of civilizations; every king and peasant, every young couple in love; every mother and father; hopeful child; inventor and explorer; every teacher of morals; every corrupt politician; every supreme leader; every superstar; every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.</p>
<p>The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena.</p>
<p>Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings; how eager they are to kill one another; how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.</p>
<p>Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity—in all this vastness—there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand.</p>
<p>It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the only home we&#8217;ve ever known.</p>
<p>The pale blue dot.</p>
<p><em>Carl Sagan, 11 May 1996</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Terrorizing Y&#8217;All&#8217;s Neighbourhood</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/10/24/terrorizing-yalls-neighbourhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So we went to Thrill the World Vancouver 2009 at Yaletown&#8217;s Roundhouse this evening:</p>
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<p>And scariest of all&#8230;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So we went to <a title="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" href="http://www.ttwvancouver.com/" target="_blank">Thrill the World Vancouver</a> 2009 at Yaletown&#8217;s Roundhouse this evening:</p>
<p align="center"><a title="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2530/4040648945_a01e524f3a_b.jpg" rel="lightbox[4004]"><img title="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2530/4040648945_a01e524f3a.jpg" alt="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" width="366" height="500" /></a></p>
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<p align="center"><a title="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/4040650187_3b768b972f_b.jpg" rel="lightbox[4004]"><img title="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/4040650187_3b768b972f.jpg" alt="Thrill the World Vancouver 2009" width="363" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>And scariest of all&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Have I Mentioned How Much I Love Sarah Silverman? Because I Totally Do. Love Sarah Silverman, I Mean.</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/10/11/have-i-mentioned-how-much-i-love-sarah-silverman-because-i-totally-do-love-sarah-silverman-i-mean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bstewart23</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>After witnessing dozens of people wiping handkerchiefs, staggeringly cheesy dimestore trinkets and, I do believe, their panties on The Stone of Unction in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem, I can&#8217;t help but totally love the latest from the Hebrew Badgirl:</p>
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Video: Sarah Silverman, &#8220;Sell the Vatican, Feed the World&#8221;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After witnessing dozens of people wiping handkerchiefs, staggeringly cheesy dimestore trinkets and, I do believe, their panties on The Stone of Unction in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem, I can&#8217;t help but totally love the latest from the Hebrew Badgirl:</p>
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<strong>Video: Sarah Silverman, &#8220;Sell the Vatican, Feed the World&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>Green on Thursday #93: Ben, the Two of Us Need Look No More</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/09/24/green-on-thursday-93-ben-the-two-of-us-need-look-no-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Rugby star &#8212; and TTNO fan-fave &#8212; Ben Cohen strips for Attitude mag and says this about his physique:</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve got a good body. And that&#8217;s not cause I want you to say I have. I don&#8217;t look in the mirror and go: &#8216;Fucking hell Benny, good body.&#8217; I look at it and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rugby star &#8212; and TTNO fan-fave &#8212; <strong>Ben Cohen</strong> strips for <a title="Link to Attitude Magazine" href="http://www.attitude.co.uk"><em>Attitude </em>mag</a> and says this about his physique:</p>
<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve got a good body. And that&#8217;s not cause I want you to say I have. I don&#8217;t look in the mirror and go: &#8216;Fucking hell Benny, good body.&#8217; I look at it and go, actually, I need to lose some more weight, I need to do some more work and I&#8217;ll go into the gym and I&#8217;ll try, I don&#8217;t really think I have a good body. If people do than fair enough. I think it&#8217;s my genetic make-up. I don&#8217;t really have much of a say in it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924F.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3968" title="Ben 20090924F" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924F-381x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924F" width="381" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Mr. Cohen, but they simply do not make &#8216;em much hotter. Predictably, more after the jump (underwear shots, possibly NSFW)&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-3971"></span><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924C.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3965" title="Ben 20090924C" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924C-381x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924C" width="381" height="500" /></a><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924B.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3964" title="Ben 20090924B" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924B-381x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924B" width="381" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924H.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3970" title="Ben 20090924H" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924H-381x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924H" width="381" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924G.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3969" title="Ben 20090924G" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924G-380x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924G" width="380" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924A.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3963" title="Ben 20090924A" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924A-381x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924A" width="381" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924D.jpg" rel="lightbox[3971]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3966" title="Ben 20090924D" src="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ben-20090924D-381x500.jpg" alt="Ben 20090924D" width="381" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>Courtesy <a title="Link to Towleroad" href="http://www.towleroad.com/2009/09/sportrait-ben-cohen.html"><strong>Towleroad</strong></a>.</p>
<h5><strong>Important Reminder: The &#8220;Green on Thursday&#8221; series <em>always</em> reveals very much more about your host at <em>This.That.No Other.</em> than it does about any of the featured personalities.</strong></h5>
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		<title>Aptly-Named Beach</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/09/21/aptly-named-beach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>C&#8217;mon, guess.</p>
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Aptly-Named Beach, Vancouver, 21 September 2009</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C&#8217;mon, <em>guess</em>.</p>
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<strong>Aptly-Named Beach, Vancouver, 21 September 2009</strong></p>
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		<title>Friending</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What a great week. Got a shitload of work done, kicked cardio ass at the gym and, best of all, met up with and hung out with MikeP, one of my oldest and dearest friends (and, if memory serves, the first person to whom I came out), here in YVR on business. I can&#8217;t wait [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a great week. Got a shitload of work done, kicked cardio ass at the gym and, best of all, met up with and hung out with <strong>MikeP</strong>, one of my oldest and dearest friends (and, if memory serves, the first person to whom I came out), here in YVR on business. I can&#8217;t wait until he returns on vacation.</p>
<p align="center"><a title="Timber and Your Host, 19 September 2009" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2473/3935912420_7eafedc5ca_o.jpg" rel="lightbox[3951]"><img title="Timber and Your Host, 19 September 2009" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2473/3935912420_bf58f940a3.jpg" alt="Timber and Your Host, 19 September 2009" width="323" height="500" /></a><br />
<strong>Timber and Your Host, <em>Silently Judging You</em>, 19 September 2009</strong></p>
<p>And <strong>Timber </strong>paid a visit to this fair city, for a few days of work and a few days of R&amp;R. These guys represent two of my very closest friends and confidants, and it did my soul &#8212; if I had one, I mean &#8212; a world of good to intersect with them.</p>
<p>Add <strong>Champ </strong>to the mix and, well, heaven. If there was one, I mean. And if I ever had a chance of getting there, too.</p>
<p align="center"><a title="Champ and Your Host, 19 September 2009" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3935889938_bd14fd95c4_o.jpg" rel="lightbox[3951]"><img title="Champ and Your Host, 19 September 2009" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3935889938_4dbc74532f.jpg" alt="Champ and Your Host, 19 September 2009" width="500" height="375" /></a><br />
<strong>Champ and Your Host, 19 September 2009</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="Timber and Your Host, 19 September 2009" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2671/3935889636_ef89442b69.jpg" alt="Timber and Your Host, 19 September 2009" width="500" height="359" /><br />
<strong>Timber and Your Host, 19 September 2009</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m almost embarrassed at how happy I am, here and now and, if I was a different person, at how blessed I am. Connectedness, people. Respect it. Cherish it.</p>
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		<title>I Wanna Be Trash</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/09/19/i-wanna-be-trash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You have no. Idea.</p>
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Video: The Whip, &#8220;Trash&#8221;</p>
<p>Thanx to MikeP&#8230;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have <em>no. Idea.</em></p>
<p align="center"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MJ3eeRCoIBY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MJ3eeRCoIBY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
<strong>Video: The Whip, &#8220;Trash&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><em>Thanx to <strong>MikeP</strong>&#8230;</em></p>
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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Unfriend You Because We&#8217;ve Never Actually Been Friends</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/09/08/i-cant-unfriend-you-because-weve-never-actually-been-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Dear Evangelical Christians&#8230;</p>
<p>(Courtesy Glark &#8211; thanks, Dave!)</p>
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<strong>Dear Evangelical Christians&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><em>(Courtesy <strong><a title="Link to Glark" href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Apocalypse.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[3933]">Glark</a> </strong>&#8211; thanks, Dave!)</em></p>
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		<title>Dream Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Though I think religion is total horseshit, I deeply respect the religious experience.</p>
<p>By that I mean that we humans have a peculiar physiology and psychology which can lend itself to certain perceptions which we casually describe as &#8220;religious&#8221; and, because these perceptions and experiences have yet to be scientifically studied in any significant fashion, we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Though I think religion is total horseshit, I deeply respect <em>the religious experience</em>.</p>
<p>By that I mean that we humans have a peculiar physiology and psychology which can lend itself to certain perceptions which we casually describe as &#8220;religious&#8221; and, because these perceptions and experiences have yet to be scientifically studied in any significant fashion, we&#8217;re left with wholly-inadequate &#8212; if not wholly-inaccurate &#8212; explanations from the faithful or, more benignly, philosophers and artists.</p>
<p>Sam Harris is one scientist who&#8217;s been lobbying strenuously for research into <em>the religious experience</em>, to help explain, scientifically, what&#8217;s actually going on when we see an angel or travel down a corridor of light or feel a an irregularly huge rush of empathy and belonging. In <a title="Link to Richard Dawkins" href="http://richarddawkins.net/article,2025,THE-FOUR-HORSEMEN,Discussions-With-Richard-Dawkins-Episode-1-RDFRS" target="_blank"><em>The Four Horsemen</em></a>, a deeply-engaging conversation between Harris, Chris Hitchens, Rich Dawkins and Dan Dennett, he makes his case:</p>
<blockquote><p>I think there is a range of experience that is rare, and that is only talked about without obvious qualms in religious discourse. And because it&#8217;s only talked about in religious discourse, it is just riddled with superstition. And it&#8217;s used to cash out various metaphysical schemes which it can&#8217;t reasonably do. But clearly people have extraordinary experiences. Whether they have them on LSD, or they have them because they were alone in a cave for a year, or they have them because just happen to have the neurology that is particularly labile that allows for it, but people have self-transcending experiences. And people have the best day of their life where everything seemed, you know, they seemed at one with nature. And for that, because religion seems to be the only game in town in talking about those experiences and dignifying them, that&#8217;s one reason why I think it seems to be taboo to criticise it, because you are talking about the most important moments in people&#8217;s lives and trashing them, at least from their view.</p></blockquote>
<p>And, you know, he&#8217;s right. Trashing such experiences accomplishes little, but illuminating them&#8230; that&#8217;s how we can dispell the superstitions and discover some seriously exciting potentials for our evolved minds and brains.</p>
<p align="center"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqjvI93O8uE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqjvI93O8uE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
<strong>Video: Animated representation of Brion Gysin&#8217;s Dream Machine<br />
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<p>And speaking of <em>illuminating</em>, I&#8217;m currently enjoying, very much, Toronto filmmaker <a title="Link to FLicKeR" href="http://www.flickerflicker.com" target="_blank">Nik Sheehan&#8217;s documentary <em>FLicKeR</em></a>, about one such way to trigger the ecstatic experience, Brion Gysin&#8217;s Dream Machine.</p>
<p>A host of ultracool artists appear in Sheehan&#8217;s documentary, too, but I&#8217;ll let you visit the official site for that. Certainly, some of the most influential artists of the past 50 years &#8212; William S. Burroughs, Brion Gysin, Kenneth Anger, Kurt Cobain and Genesis P-Orridge &#8212; are connected with the device. I&#8217;ve certainly been fascinated by the idea for over thirty years. Here Marianne Faithfull describes the experience and Gen P-Orridge describes its, um, <em>genesis</em>:</p>
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<strong>Video: </strong><strong>Excerpt from the movie <em>FLicKeR</em></strong></p>
<p>Instructions for creating a Dream Machine can be found at the movie&#8217;s official site (link above). Thirty years of fascination alone is more than enough. Looks like someone&#8217;s going to be visiting second-hand audio equipment shops in the next week or so.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;When Michael Jackson Dies We&#8217;re Covering &#8216;Blackbird&#8217;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret I&#8217;m a huge fan of The Dandy Warhols but it may not be widely known that The Beatles&#8217; &#8220;Blackbird&#8221; is one of my very favourite songs. As it turns out, in the title track to The Dandys&#8217; Welcome to the Monkey House, they sing</p>
<p>Wire is coming back again
Elastica got sued by them
When [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret <a title="Infernal link" href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/2008/06/03/this-hear-the-world-the-people-together-come-on/">I&#8217;m a huge fan of The Dandy Warhols</a> but it may not be widely known that The Beatles&#8217; &#8220;Blackbird&#8221; is one of my very favourite songs. As it turns out, in the title track to The Dandys&#8217; <em>Welcome to the Monkey House</em>, they sing</p>
<blockquote><p>Wire is coming back again<br />
Elastica got sued by them<br />
When Michael Jackson dies<br />
We&#8217;re covering &#8220;Blackbird&#8221;<br />
And won&#8217;t it be absurd then<br />
When no one knows what song they just heard<br />
Unless someone on the radio tells them first<br />
So come on come on come on<br />
Come<br />
Come on come on come on<br />
Come on<br />
Come on come on come on<br />
You monkeys</p></blockquote>
<p>Well, they promised, and they delivered:</p>
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<strong>Video: The Dandy Warhols &#8220;Blackbird&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Zia! Amazing. And so not a tribute, as many have mistaken.</p>
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		<title>I Definitely Have a Thing for Canadian Bands Who Shout &#8220;HEY!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/09/01/i-definitely-have-a-thing-for-canadian-bands-who-shout-hey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not again, right?</p>
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Video: The Arcade Fire &#8220;No Cars Go&#8221;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Infernal link" href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/2009/08/13/hey/">Not again</a>, right?</p>
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<strong>Video: <a title="Link to The Arcade Fire Band Site" href="http://www.arcadefire.com/yope.html" target="_blank">The Arcade Fire</a> &#8220;No Cars Go&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>We&#8217;re In The Basement, Learning To Print (All Of It? Hot!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Next to &#8220;Roam&#8221;, this is probably my fave B-52&#8242;s song*. Don&#8217;t think the grocers&#8217; apostrophe doesn&#8217;t drive me nuts &#8212; they fixed it last year, with the release of Funplex &#8212; but self-identification is to be respected. The literal representation of the instruments cracks me up and, Cindy, you ARE my goddess!</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next to &#8220;Roam&#8221;, this is probably my fave B-52&#8242;s song*. Don&#8217;t think the grocers&#8217; apostrophe doesn&#8217;t drive me nuts &#8212; they fixed it last year, with the release of <em>Funplex</em> &#8212; but self-identification is to be respected. The literal representation of the instruments cracks me up and, Cindy, you ARE my goddess!</p>
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<strong>Video: B-52&#8242;s &#8220;Legal Tender&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>*No, wait, it&#8217;s &#8220;52 Girls&#8221;. No, it&#8217;s &#8220;Deadbeat Club&#8221;. Wevs.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You either dig Toronto&#8217;s Hidden Cameras or you do not dig them. You either find them hopelessly mannered and naïve or you do not. You either find their music refreshing in a DIY/low-art-gay-churchy kinda way or you find it predictable in a samey-same kinda way.</p>
<p>I like them. A lot. They&#8217;re fun, they&#8217;re fresh, they have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You either dig Toronto&#8217;s Hidden Cameras or you do not dig them. You either find them hopelessly mannered and naïve or you do not. You either find their music refreshing in a DIY/low-art-gay-churchy kinda way or you find it predictable in a samey-same kinda way.</p>
<p>I like them. A lot. They&#8217;re fun, they&#8217;re fresh, they have an expansive theatricality and they inevitably find their way onto my iPod within days of release of new material. Like their latest song, &#8220;In the Na,&#8221; released a couple of weeks ago as a tease for the upcoming <em>Origin:Orphan</em> album release next month.</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t deny I have a thing for head Camera Joel Gibb and that was cemented when I met him when he was wearing naught but a wrestling singlet and I was in boxers, dress socks and black wingtips at a friend&#8217;s party. He wouldn&#8217;t remember that, I&#8217;m sure. But, anyway, that&#8217;s none of your beeswax.</p>
<p>Hidden Cameras&#8217; live shows are ridiculously fun. They don&#8217;t make it to Vancouver nearly as often as they should, though. Like, the last time was 2006? And on my very street? Dear Joel: change that, okay?</p>
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<strong>Video: Hidden Cameras &#8220;In the Na&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Let the Door Hit You on the Ass</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So, as you may have gathered, the flavour of this here blog has changed over the past several weeks, without question due to the marked improvement in the quality of my life since I moved to Vancouver. I do promise, at some point in the near future, the inevitable YYZ/YVR Comparison Post, but in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, as you may have gathered, the flavour of this here blog has changed over the past several weeks, without question due to the marked improvement in the quality of my life since I moved to Vancouver. I do promise, at some point in the near future, the inevitable YYZ/YVR Comparison Post, but in the meantime, before I delve into Vancouver&#8217;s Pride Weekend festivities over the past few days, I wanted to deliver a parting shot &#8212; a sucker punch, if you will, to my former home city.</p>
<p>I spent a large part of last week in Toronto and it was a bittersweet trip.</p>
<p>First the bitter: Toronto is as broken, if not <em>more</em> broken, than when I left it in mid-June I know, I know: it&#8217;s unfair to cast aspersions at a metropolis suffering through a city workers&#8217; strike which left garbage piled high (and rotting), residents unable to escape the putrefaction of the city for the island beaches and thousands of kids unable to show up for summer work or to cool off in city pools. But, fuck it, that&#8217;s reason enough to cast aspersions right there.</p>
<p>Though it&#8217;s not like the weather in Toronto this summer has been particularly conducive to beach or pools, anyway:</p>
<p align="center"><img title="29 July 2009" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3525/3779653002_e722933dd3.jpg" alt="29 July 2009" width="500" height="375" /><br />
<strong>Toronto, 29 July 2009</strong></p>
<p>And while the Yonge Street corridor was curiously bereft of the usual re-re-re-excavations (for irrational or, at the very least, for <em>unknown </em>reasons) on every block &#8212; due solely, I am sure, to the fact that work orders weren&#8217;t generated by striking employees &#8212; the stupidity and incompetence which wounded my psyche on a daily basis was nonetheless intact. The development of 1 Bloor, of which <a title="Infernal link" href="http://bstewart23.com/blog/2008/12/28/yonge-bloor-glittering-shithole-of-toronto-the-shabby/">I have previously written</a>, teetered dangerously in the direction of dissolving and was offered a last-minute reprieve, albeit with a shortening of the tower by twenty floors.</p>
<p>And then there&#8217;s Toronto&#8217;s Eaton Centre:</p>
<p align="center"><img title="Toronto Eaton Centre" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2596/3778846323_44f199a0f6.jpg" alt="Toronto Eaton Centre" width="500" height="334" /><br />
<strong>Toronto Eaton Centre, 29 July 2009</strong></p>
<p>Actual conversation:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s great. Two-thirds of the doors at this entrance are blocked off, and for no justifiable reason.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s your problem? You can still get in and out!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Which, of course, encapsulates <em>precisely</em> what is wrong with Toronto: it <em>strives</em> for mediocrity, <em>attains</em> Third-Rate Shithole performance, and then is actually defended by its citizens as world-class greatness. Criminy.</p>
<p>That was the bitter part &#8212; with a healthy dollop of legal ineptitude on the part of my former landlord, which current negotiations prevent me from describing in further detail at this time.</p>
<p>The sweet part was that I got to hang with my co-workers who, despite the modern accoutrements of long-distance communications technology, I really fucking miss. Like, <em>a lot</em>. And I also was fortunate enough to spend some time with some friends who are very much instrumental in who I am today and, for that, I shall love them forever. They are among the finest men I know and&#8230; Well, I won&#8217;t say anything more because they know how I feel and I know how they feel.</p>
<p>Yes, there were tears. And shut up.</p>
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