Best. Breakup. Ever.:
While watching MuchMusic, lounging on the bed, 1998…
B: So, listen…
G: Yeah?
B: I was wondering… Are we still boyfriends?
G: I dunno. D’ya want to be?
B: Y’know… I don’t think so. Do you?
G: Not really.
B: Okay.
G: Cool.
B: So…
G: Yeah?
B: What do you want to watch now?

“Omifuckingod, Jason, I can’t believe we wore the same outfits to the party!”
“No worries, Justin, I’ve got sunglasses. We look totally different, Bro.”

Bad Gay

Chances are slim-to-nonexistent that you’ll read about me strolling down the aisle any time in the foreseeable future — I’d much rather enjoy living in sin than pursue the legal benefits of wedded bliss with my Gay Male Lover for now, thanks — but I’d have to be annoyingly, knee-jerkingly contrarian to oppose it for [...]

Over lunch at Eaton Centre:
B: So I created a FaceBook account just so… well, I have no time to do actual FaceBooking, but I wanted to at least establish a presence there and be able to look at other people’s profiles.
K: You haven’t had a FaceBook account until now?
B: I know, right? Anyway, I made [...]

My favourite is when Cooper calls Dipshit on the ludicrous notion that homos getting hitched somehow threatens heterosexual marriages and the response is, predictably, that heterosexual marriage numbers are down. Ludicrously — but, again, predictably — the causal link is not in any way supported by facts. Dan “Awesome!” Savage blocks the move by actually [...]

So, here’s a couple of upcoming events for ya.
The World Health Organization removed homosexuality from its International Classification of Diseases in the early ’90s. <Insert eye-roll at the WHO’s foot-dragging here.> May 17th was thus designated as International Day Against Homophobia and this year’s campaign focuses on healthcare workers and professionals:

I dunno about the poster, [...]

I got taller. But not gayer.

I joke here about loving to scandalize my Mom — with all the swears and nudity and gay sex and unbridled grumpiness and whatnot — but the fact is, my Mom is the greatest Mom who ever lived and I love her to bits. I probably wouldn’t be able to [...]

For a variety of reasons — apart from the obvious, May-is-National-Masturbation-Month reason and also for reasons not-so-obvious (which, sorry, I won’t talk about now or in the foreseeable future) — I’m lucky enough to interact with the cream of the porn world. So to speak.
I have close and casual friends and business associates who make [...]

1) First Affirmative Constructive Speech:

“…and thus I conclude my argument in favour of the proposition.”
2) First Negative Constructive Speech:

“And I respectfully propose that we agree to disagree.”
3) Second Negative Rebuttal:

Champ: “Yes, It is agreed: we disagree.”