Alarming Food

Meat Cards:

Let me say this upfront — I wholeheartedly endorse the laser-etching of anything on anything. That said, what a treat to check out meatcards.com, which boldly proclaims…

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:

MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Want! Especially after checking out their prototype:

Murders-and-Executions Image: Courtesy meatcards.com

I Call Him “Inky”:

H-Mart is my new favourite store in Vancouver, an Asian supermarket with which one could easily become obsessed. The anthropomorphizing of nonhuman life forms seems to have reached a new level. Mouseover the image below and, behold, the brain-sucking allure of Inky…

Mouseover. C’mon, do it. DO. IT.

Okay, I’m not that drunk, but kinda, I’ll admit it.

(H/T: chiqui of CPMCoG for meatcards)