“Bambi Demands Justice for Bears”. “Bare Skin Not Bearskin”. Oh, my aching punny bone. Heh, bone.
There’s plenty to ridicule about PeTA — like renaming fish “sea kittens”, f’rinstance — but they do have a knack for hiring the occasional attractive spokesmodel (like hot Survivors Ethan “Swoon-Thud” Zohn and Jenna Morasca) and, now, Battlestar Galactica‘s Jamie Bamber. So why plug PeTA here? I’m not. They’re but a drop in the Sea of Stupid, and I’ll be having either sushi or blazing-hot Korean chicken for dinner tonight (if my boyfriend ever gets here)…
Waidaminnit. This isn’t about PeTA or what I’m having for dinner, really, is it?
God Save the Bears
Actually, right now I’m kinda hankering for some beef. If I gain 30 pounds, will Jamie Bamber save me?
(Tip courtesy Tara (via OhNoTheyDidn’t (via PeTA)).
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When he speaks with his British accent, I swoon and melt into a puddle of lust. I want him so…..
All you got to do to gain 30 pounds is remember this one thing: when it comes to ice cream, the pint is half a serving. Once you realize you need to eat at least two pints of Chunky Monkey regularly, you’re on your way!
Why couldn’t it be Aaron Douglas (aka Galen Tyrol) who was posing naked?
Thank god some other gay blogger knows who Jamie Bamber is! Yeah, he won’t get me to think PETA is anything but a bunch of half-baked cranks. But, you know, damn!
I really wanted his towel to go up for auction.
What can I say? I know your type.
I still hope they manage to change Nintendo’s mind
I’d totally George Clooney Aaron Douglas
Oh my God, B, the adverts! I open up this post and just to the left of Mr. Tan up there is the Vermont Teddy Bear company screaming at me to send a BEAR-GRAM. So, either I send dude from the post to you (Sorry, I’d never heard of him until now); or I send you to Champ. Either way, that’s going to be one hell of a box. And then I scroll back up and now it’s a link to Rihanna’s herpes. Clearly, PETA laced their studmuffin photo with nasty little blog goblins. Free-range, self-righteous, pompous organic vegan blog goblins.