Never let it be said I’m not a follower.
On the heels of similar blogbuddy posts — here and here — I paid a visit to The Hero Factory and crafted my own, superpersonalized superhero. Some parts of him are off and some dead-on. I’ll leave it for you to decide which are which.

I acknowledge in advance that my shoes do not match my backpack (though my kneepads do). And, for the record, I apparently have no control over the comic’s title.







Inflamma-Bull.
Cum-Busta-Bull.
I would just cross out the “blistering” from the title. Super Herpes is not a stellar trait mooned over by most fanzine fanatics. Those feet are definitely not yours.
What th’ – no kneepad jokes? People, come on!
I tried but I couldn’t get one that looked short, middle aged and bald.
The Mighty Firecrotch.
Does the symbol on your/his manly chest signify something in particular? If you rotate it 90 degrees clockwise there are several possibilities. Your/his eyebrows are a little tailored for my taste but maybe that cuts down on aerodynamic resistance.
I didn’t have much choice in the Eyebrow Department, so they were the closest match. I’d like to think that any sculptured effect was due to singeing.
And the chest-insignia was simply the closest to a “B” from which I could choose, but the 90 degree rotation of which you speak works for me on a subliminal level: As a teenager whose sexuality was still forming, while other boys may have been fantasizing about Super- or Spider-Man, I was all about Poseidon and his trident. Why go for a mere hero when you can have a god?
Um, ninety degrees which way? Points up or points down? Does that require a vote? Does it depend on the person?
Ooops, I amended my comment. Points up, like a trident.
Hmmm, body WAY too developed… And package WAY underdeveloped!!
I’d hit it.
Mine’s gayer, heh heh.
Mine has the kewl laser whip thingy. However, I have gone to enough of these online “build yourself as a character” thing to wonder why the chin-length bob (w/o bangs) is so hard to draw
Ok I’m inspired.
Not as hot as that Adam guy