Getting Handsy With Oral Roberts (seated)
We reported two days ago that international hate provider (IHP) Focus on the Family laid off 20% of its workforce but this one slipped through the cracks — the ass-cracks! — Oral Roberts University will be laying off 10% of their minions:
Oral Roberts University said Monday it would lay off about 100 employees, days after it announced a near-$450,000 separation agreement with its former president [Oral's son, Richard] who resigned amid a spending scandal.
Employees whose positions are affected will be notified by mid-January, the school said. The layoffs represent roughly 10 percent of university’s work force, but the school did not specify which departments would be targeted.
“You can’t spend more than you’re taking in,” said ORU interim president Ralph Fagin. “Our hope was to have a silent reorganization and just not replace a few figures here and keep our eyes on the bottom line.”
Oh, the temptation to fold in a lame joke about Anal Roberts and “the bottom line”…
(Link via Wonkette.)
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It’s a hate-cession!
I was once the recipient of a laying-on of hands, after I made the mistake of confessing to a teacher in high school that I was gay. Never have I felt such an urgent need to laugh, yet not laugh, at the same time.