Comments on: Canadians Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief: Stephen Baldwin Staying Put

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:39:13 +0000

I wouldn’t wish him on the folks back in the old country.

By: gee_gee

gee_gee — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:50:13 +0000

Canada, listen. We can still make a deal here. You take the Baldwin and we’ll throw in Miley Cyrus as a bonus. You won’t be sorry.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:35:51 +0000

The Baldwins really need to refrain from contributing anything further to the gene-pool.

By: Dark Horse

Dark Horse — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:04:05 +0000

Jowls for Jesus!

By: Joe R

Joe R — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:31:52 +0000

THANK you for helping to propogate and popularize the term “Joe Fudgepack,” by the way. I want that thing to go global.

“And don’t get me started on how gay our football rules are here.”

You can say that again.

By: BRB

BRB — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:12:03 +0000

Does no one else fondly remember that movie Threesome? That, uh, “climaxed” when Stephen let the gay dude who was in love with him put his hand on his bare ass they both screwed Lara Flynn Boyle? Was I the only one for whom this was a formative cinematic moment?

Anyway, since that was by far the best movie he was ever in, you’d think he’d embrace this legacy rather than piss all over it. Still, this prehistory may be the only explanation for the semiotic psychotic break represented by that photo. Rainbow Jesus fish?

By: Bandit

Bandit — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:40:55 +0000

If he moves to Canada, I’m heading to America. Yes, I loath him that much…..

By: Deanna

Deanna — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:21:26 +0000

Hum. Douchebag was EXACTLY the word that came to mind when I saw that picture. Well done.

By: chris

chris — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:14:15 +0000

is that a gay jesus shirt he has on?
i mean, it is in pretty rainbow colours

seriously, why is it that when people “find jesus” they turn absolutely wacko?
(looks in your direction, prince!)

By: rptrcub

rptrcub — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:49:38 +0000

No one deserves Stephen Baldwin. Except, perhaps, Texas

By: Veronica B.

Veronica B. — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:45:57 +0000

Damn…and here I thought we were finally going to get rid of him. Are you sure we can’t forcefully export him to you guys?

BTW, thanks for finding the most unflattering drunkface picture of him you could. Hee!