STEPHEN Baldwin was just kidding about the promise he made on Fox News to leave the country if Barack Obama was elected president. “The liberal Democrats who didn’t get that I was joking need to lighten up,” the born-again Christian told Page Six. “Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He’s got my full support, and I’m gonna be praying for him and his administration.” Baldwin, who hosts tomorrow’s fund-raiser for 146 Love, a charity that seeks to end Asia’s child-sex trade, still won’t support gay marriage: “If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I’ll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one.”
All of us socialist Joe Fudgepacks up here in Canada were scratching our heads earlier this year when the least-talented Baldwin Brother threatened to leave the U S of A if Barack Obama was elected president. I mean, Canada?
Even if Obama was a mavrick‘s [sic] worst nightmare, there are worse things in Canada’s hellish heaven, Baldwin, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. I mean, our national television networks regularly feature ladies’ boobies and the word “fuck”. And don’t get me started on how gay our football rules are here.
I’m eager to see that Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo when you get it done, douchebag.
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Damn…and here I thought we were finally going to get rid of him. Are you sure we can’t forcefully export him to you guys?
BTW, thanks for finding the most unflattering drunkface picture of him you could. Hee!
No one deserves Stephen Baldwin. Except, perhaps, Texas
is that a gay jesus shirt he has on?
i mean, it is in pretty rainbow colours
seriously, why is it that when people “find jesus” they turn absolutely wacko?
(looks in your direction, prince!)
Hum. Douchebag was EXACTLY the word that came to mind when I saw that picture. Well done.
If he moves to Canada, I’m heading to America. Yes, I loath him that much…..
Does no one else fondly remember that movie Threesome? That, uh, “climaxed” when Stephen let the gay dude who was in love with him put his hand on his bare ass they both screwed Lara Flynn Boyle? Was I the only one for whom this was a formative cinematic moment?
Anyway, since that was by far the best movie he was ever in, you’d think he’d embrace this legacy rather than piss all over it. Still, this prehistory may be the only explanation for the semiotic psychotic break represented by that photo. Rainbow Jesus fish?
THANK you for helping to propogate and popularize the term “Joe Fudgepack,” by the way. I want that thing to go global.
“And don’t get me started on how gay our football rules are here.”
You can say that again.
Jowls for Jesus!
The Baldwins really need to refrain from contributing anything further to the gene-pool.
Canada, listen. We can still make a deal here. You take the Baldwin and we’ll throw in Miley Cyrus as a bonus. You won’t be sorry.
I wouldn’t wish him on the folks back in the old country.