“I’ll See You At The Debates, Bitches”

06Aug08

Y’know, when Paris Hilton manages to trump the John McCain campaign’s pathetic attempts at relevance with cleverness and self-deprecating wit, it’s time to maybe trim his team’s “creative” staff:

Loves it.

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1 David D. on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

Proper environmental oversight for offshore drilling could never happen under a Republican government. Cute plan though, and probably closer to what will be implemented than anyone is willing to admit.

Otherwise, good for her–she *should* run. She wouldn’t be the first candidate with more money than brains and a team of marketing geniuses writing her speeches for her.

(As long as she doesn’t split the vote for that non-wrinkly black dude.)

McCain Golden Girls Cryptkeeper Colonel Sanders=HA!
2 Sami on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

… My mind, it is blown.

That is genuine brilliance. From Paris fucking Hilton.

When you just got owned on every possible level by Paris Hilton… yeah, your campaign has a problem.

I’m almost sorry it would be unConstitutional for her to run for President now. Go go Paris Hilton 2020.
3 James on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

Wow.
TOTAL win - I’m kinda embarassed for McCain now…
J.

P.S.: “Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin”?! PWNED!!
4 Gavin on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

You and I pulled the same line to use as our post’s headlines. Great minds think alike, bitches!
5 Tony on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

I saw this yesterday on Gavin’s site. It’s still funny. And yeah, she totally pwned that evil fossilized turd.

Well, Obama could make something of the fact that if he’s more of a celeb than Paris, McCain is dumber than Paris. It’s just a thought.
6 Sami on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

David D. - the United States Constitution requires that the President be over 35. So she can’t run, yet - I think 2020 is her earliest bet. I remember her age only by rough recollection that I think she’s slightly younger than I am, and since in 2016 I’ll only just barely be 36, I’m guessing 2020 for Paris.

But on this showing, I say she goes for it.
7 Tara on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

We just posted ringtone-ready audio from the clip over at Entertonement: http://entertonement.com/collections/1613/Paris-Hilton?page=1
8 Jon on Aug 6th, 2008 said:

This makes me actually respect Paris Hilton, something I never thought I’d do, ever.