Filthy Sodomite Propaganda, Pastorized

Oh, come on, now. Nobody doesn’t like filthy, sodomite propaganda! Nobody except scumbag hatemonger Phred Felps of GodHatesFags.com fame, that is. But you knew that already, right?

Phred’s got his dance-belt in a twist over an upcoming Toronto play, The Pastor Phelps Project, and plans a protest at Queen Street’s Cameron House on Thursday night, providing he’s allowed into the country to preach his bilious hatred. (He tried to visit Ottawa, years ago, to protest same-sex marriages, and was turned back at the border.)

The play:

The Pastor Phelps Project: a fundamentalist cabaret
By Alistair Newton and the members of Ecce Homo

Warning! Bible preaching ahead! Pastor Fred Phelps and the good people of the Westboro Baptist Church are here to explain why God hates fags and America is doomed. It’s homophobia versus burlesque in a musical cabaret showdown. Stare into the abyss of fundamentalism; sexy political satire with razor wire barbs.

Warning: Mature language, nudity

“All of the text in the play is actually drawn from speeches and quotes,” Alistair Newton said. “I’m allowing him to indict himself.”

The protest:

So the goofy little fags think they can mock the people of God and that is not the same as mocking God? Wrong-o, you hoser, you. You know there is a draconian law in that land where gospel preaching is a crime. You think God will give you a pass? Did you fail to read the headlines yesterday? Did you fail to read how God has sent a bizarre freak, kind of like Jason from Friday The 13th in your midst to cut and decapatate his neighbours? You hate your neighbours, and insist that all your other citizens hate each other – well there is the end result.

“‘The Pastor Phelps Project’ is a tacky bit of filthy sodomite propaganda, with no literary merit and zero redeeming social value, masquerading as legitimate theatre,” read a statement on his website. “God hates Canada… land of the sodomites.”

The delusional fuck is referring, of course, to the recent — and utterly insane — murder of a man on a Greyhound bus traveling from Edmonton to Winnipeg. Like you thought anything was too low for the horrible, small-minded, hateful little shithead. Really, Phred, aren’t there AIDS victims’ and dead soldiers’ funerals you could be picketing instead of coming up here to befoul our country?

Phred Felps has probably done more to further the acceptance of homosexual equality than, say, Elton John. Fail, you fucker, fail.

UPDATE (8/8/8): Looks like the Westboro cretins were no-shows, stopped at the border. There were, however, about 100 anti-Phelps protestors at the Cameron last night, just in case.

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