The entire script of John Water’s Female Trouble, pushed through Wordle:


“I hope I get arrested. I hate this school… and all these ignorant teachers who don’t know one thing. I’m the one who should be teachin’. I hate my parents, too.”

JW news from The Hollywood Reporter:

Johnny Knoxville and Parker Posey are attached to star in John Waters’ Christmas film Fruitcake.

The plot is officially under wraps but is said to center on the title character, a boy named after his favorite dessert. He runs away from home during the holidays after he and his parents are caught shoplifting meat, then meets up with a runaway girl raised by two gay men and searching for her birth mother.


4 Responses to “I’ve Got Lots of Trouble”  

  1. 1 Q

    My favourite line : Fuck geography , fuck homework. Who cares if we fail.

    Honestly, I was Dawn Davenport in high school.

    John Waters is bringing his one man show to Dublin in September. I have front row seats. I. Cannot.Wait

  2. 2 David D.

    And who can forget jolly Aunt Ida: “Queers are just better. I’d be so proud if you was a fag.”

    Also: It may be that I’m old and blind, but I do not see the phrase “cha-cha heels” anywhere up there. Although, with a little massaging, the wordle cloud could be massaged into the *footprint* of a cha-cha heel.

    Fruitcake sounds like the afterschool special that I’ve always wanted to watch.

  3. 3 Mark

    there is, of course, the line i probably drop on a weekly basis:

    Y’know Taffy, for 14, you don’t look so good!

  4. 4 cb

    If its got Parker in it, I’ll see it.

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