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The Less Said The Better

20Jun08

For your Friday enjoyment, the new BearForce1 song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA

It’s impossible to adequately describe — or completely catalogue — the awfulness of this song and video. Unless y’all would like to try, of course, since I’m still trying to figure out why their style and iconography resembles a nursery. Or why only 37.5% of the group could accurately be classified as “bear”.

On the other hand, it would be fun to run into Green Speedos some day at the beach. Or the showers after the beach. Come on, at least he had the sense to ditch those gawdawful pastels.

(Tip courtesy Joe.My.God.)

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10 Responses to “The Less Said The Better”

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1 MikeM on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

Eurovision type twaddle. They’re Dutch or something that’s for sure.

Bear..Force..One. You’re right, just awful!
2 Q on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

You totally timed your Dublin trip wrong. They were in town last weekend for a show. We so would have gone. Except for the “so” and “gone” part.
3 Sami on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

Hey, I love me some Eurovision, but only if the outfits are sufficiently wacky. Eurovision tends to have more creativity and better songs, although that’s not saying much.

I seem to recall liking something they did once, or am I thinking of something else?

I love the bear aesthetic and bears can be really lovely guys, but this is kind of tragically terrible. I want to like it but I just can’t.
4 David D. on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

The last two singles were at least amusing in a gay-car-crash sort of way. However, their existence proves that, relatively speaking, Divine could actually sing.
5 KnuckleCrack on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

I like the beefy lead man-

and remember “bear” is a state of mind…

or something?
6 bstewart23 on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

Hey, don’t get me wrong — turn off the Aqua-esque Eurodisco and replace their pastels and manpris with jockstraps and 501s and I’d probably be wiping some drool off my own ~~bear~~ wolf fur. But… no.
7 david on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

no you totally nailed it with the nursery observation. it’s like baby einstein, disco edition. shake your arms? wtf? another strike against gay exceptionalism. But yes…volume off, jockstrap on…helloooooo gorgeous.
8 cb on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

I view them as sort of a guilty pleasure. It’s deliciously terrible, yet fun. I just wish they’d give more time to the hot one and less to the lead singer schlub.
9 Mark on Jun 20th, 2008 said:

awful
10 eldon on Jun 21st, 2008 said:

i thought i was watching out-takes from Pillow Talk with Doris and Rock.

or *shudder* the Brady Bunch.