Speedo’s usually creep me out. I’ve seen too many chubby Italians wearing them.

But my eyes are unharmed.

Can a Monday get any better?

I had something very clever and Texan (yes, occasional they do jibe) to say while reading the post.

Then I came to the pix.

All things clever and Texan went out the window except this:

“Si Se Puede! “

First time I have ever approved of a man wearing a Speedo.

I do believe I have come down with a case of the vapors.

And we are having a short summer here– but with no lake or beach. It makes tanning difficult to say the least.

And I do believe in tanlines too! Its just that my untanned region is so much LARGER than yours– and not in a good way.

Stopping by here is always a bright spot in the daily surf.

You look fantastic..dayum..I am working on it at 44.

John in Seattle

And, David D, it’s the railing on the east side, going up the stairs, not the steps down to The Ugliest Supermarket Customers in Toronto. That said, I’m not using any railing anywhere from now on. I’d rather fall down a flight of concrete steps than… ugh.

Okay, a couple of things about T, B, J, L, M, J and A: Firstly, these guys are all very out and proud and all that, so I don’t want my anonymizing of their names to be construed as any sort of closetiness on their parts. I’ve done so for the same reason you’ll see Champ mentioned here as… Champ. They haven’t asked to be dragged into this dirty blogging business and I have no intention of doing just that.

Also, on Hanlan’s Point, there are strict prohibitions regarding photography, so to get that shot we had to position very obviously so as to have no one in the background. Herding sun-starved homosexuals into a group photo on the beach is like herding cats, yo. I mean, you might as well give up before starting.

Ever.

On the other hand (literally), I’d be happy to help you with your lotion-spreading needs, especially somewhere that was clothing-optional

And where are the photos of T, B, J, L, M, J and A? Hmm?

You know, my city has long summers and some of the best beaches in the world (no ferries required). Just if you want to, you know, share the bounty of your ridiculously hot eye candy self a little more globally.

*cough*