16 Responses to “File Under: Could Not Care Less”  

1. 1 Mark on May 30th, 2008 said:

   Friends asked me if I would like to attend last night’s post mid-night showing at the very gay Chelsea Clearview Cinema, and I replied that I’d much prefer the sharp-skewers-through-my-eyeballs alternative. It wasn’t an option, however.

2. 2 Glark on May 30th, 2008 said:

   I am a bad gay too.

3. 3 bstewart23 on May 30th, 2008 said:

   Glark? You’re, like, in the category of “The Worst Gays”. And, Mark, people look at me like I don’t believe in Jesus or something when I tell them that I won’t be seeing that movie, like, ever.

4. 4 marc on May 30th, 2008 said:

   so, i’m guessing this isn’t the place to let y’all know i’ve got tix for the 10:15 show tonight . . .

5. 5 bstewart23 on May 30th, 2008 said:

   Oh, by all means, do come back and report! Ever since I found out that Big and I share the same Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, I’ve been… no I haven’t. Sorry.

6. 6 Jon on May 31st, 2008 said:

   I will probably rent the movie, but watch it when my partner is out of the house ’cause he loathes Sex and the City. Honestly, I’d rather see Iron Man again. Or, if I want my dose of gay at the cinema, I wait for Mamma Mia.

7. 7 tim on May 31st, 2008 said:

   oh c’mon…i know you’ve secretly taken the ‘which SATC chick are you?’ quiz in cosmo and ended up being a ’samantha’ with ‘carrie rising’.

8. 8 Carol Elaine on Jun 1st, 2008 said:

   Well, I’m a bad female because I didn’t care about the show and have absolutely no interest in the movie, but I did like Iron Man and am looking forward to seeing Indiana Jones next week. I guess I need to turn in my ovaries somewhere.

9. 9 Sami on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

   Iron Man was AWESOME. And allowed me to have a fun conversation about the hotness of Robert Downey, Jr in it with my parish priest.

   No, really.

   I can proudly say that I have never watched SATC, have no intention of seeing or caring about the movie, and couldn’t name more than two characters from it. I cherish my ignorance on this topic in a slightly unbecoming fashion.

   I’m not sure I have to turn in my ovaries, though - my predominantly girl-on-girl romantic history should let me get out of trouble by flashing my Dyke Pass. (Along with a 10% discount at participating hardware stores! Apply for yours today!)

10. 10 bstewart23 on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    Iron Man was pretty terrific. Surprisingly so, for me, anyway. Maybe I should apply for a Lesbian Card? I sure could use that hardware store discount more than the Nair discount my Gay Card gets me.

11. 11 Sami on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    Sure. Just claim you’re embracing your inner and outer butch and claim they’re disrespecting your gender identity if they try to disbar you.

    If they take the “but you sleep with men, and not with women” angle, simply explain that you’re a political Queer-Identified Womyn out of solidarity against the patriarchy, and that you fuck men to destabilise the heteronormative paradigm, actually. This kind of crypto-gender-fascist bullshit is exactly what those cockmongering Old White Heterosexist Men do and clearly they have internalised misogyny they really need to work out. Bring a Fiona Apple CD and remember to land hard on the y in womyn.

12. 12 bstewart23 on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    I’ve read that five times now, and collapse into longer giggles each time. Brava!

13. 13 Carol Elaine on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    Oh, bugger. Being a self-identified Straight Girl (who, would totally switch hit for Catherine Zeta-Jones or Queen Latifah, BTW, but still primarily loves me the mens), I don’t have a Dyke Pass to get me out of trouble or to enable me to get a 10% discount at participating hardware stores.

    I would have probably thought Robert Downey, Jr. was hot in Iron Man, except that he bears a certain resemblance to my estranged younger brother whose name is also Robert. Verging into squick territory there.

    BTW, Sami, I think I love you. *snerk*

14. 14 cb on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    Unfortunately I COULD care less… I want to see the film tank at the box office so that hopefully the whole thing will die a decent death already.

15. 15 bstewart23 on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    So how’s that tanking-at-the-box-office thing going for you?

16. 16 Sami on Jun 2nd, 2008 said:

    *bows*

    I am fortunate that RDJr bears no resemblance to any man of my acquaintance, allowing for entirely squick-free appreciation of the smoking, smoking hotness.

    I can handle SATC booming at the box office - I liken it to smoking, in that I’m relatively fine with people poisoning themselves, so long as they don’t inflict it on me and don’t touch me until they’ve washed afterwards, so they don’t get the smell on me.

    Or something like that.

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