I got a new cellphone today. A new cellphone practically demands a new ringtone, right?

That’s not gonna get old on the second ring or anything, is it?


7 Responses to “So I Renewed My Gay Card Today and the Temple of Doom”  

  1. 1 David D.

    If you and I are ever on the same streetcar, and that goes off, I’ll have no choice but to wrap you in caution tape.

  2. 2 Malle Babbe

    Oh, for pete’s sake… I still have a cell phone that’s kind of bare bones, but my dream ring tone is an old timey telephone ring. But then again, I dig “meta” humor…

  3. 3 eldon

    brett, you’re the one who has to live with it.

    i suggest you validate yourself by wiggling your butt every time the phone rings.

    no matter where you are.

    no matter who can see.

    i have no idea where i was going with this.

  4. 4 Fairy Gay Mother

    Renewed your Gay Card? According to Mother’s records you still have not picked it up - but it is waiting for you.

  5. 5 Tim

    Oh no - is it wrong that I have the same ringtone? Yes, it probably is.

    I also had just a snag of “every-body dance now” as my message tone.

    I made it almost a week before I changed it :)

    T

  6. 6 cb

    YOu could always occasionally switch to “things that make you go Hmmm” as a sort of ‘ear sorbet’…

  7. 7 Cora

    DUDE — the next time you are in court, or having A Serious Conversation with, um, I know! your colon doctor, or your Dad, I am SO calling you.

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