This Just In: Canadians Horny For Tim Hortons Firing Story at bstewart23

This Just In: Canadians Horny For Tim Hortons Firing Story

08May08

Who says Canadians don’t have their priorities straight?

Is the top story for Toronto Star readers the race for the U.S. presidency? No. Is the top story for Toronto Star readers the Myanmar cyclone disaster? No. How about the bullshit opposition to the removal of “the lord’s prayer” from the Ontario Legislature? God, no!

A single mother of four gives a baby a free TimBit™ and gets fired by her pinhead manager and the nation can’t get enough of the story!

Filed under: Bad Behaviour, Duh, News for Moms, Stupidity, Toronto, WTF?, Yum |

7 Responses to “This Just In: Canadians Horny For Tim Hortons Firing Story”

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1 tim on May 8th, 2008 said:

i’m interested in a free timbit…
2 bstewart23 on May 8th, 2008 said:

The clock’s been ticking since I posted this and, as expected, you never let me down, timber. Big love, buddy.
3 tim on May 8th, 2008 said:

i do my part to get your comment count up there.
4 David D. on May 9th, 2008 said:

I like the fact that one of your tags for this post is ‘Yum’.
5 Evil Twin Skippy on May 9th, 2008 said:

Frankly I’m more concerned by the fact the third most popular story is “Horoscopes for Thursday, May 8″. Was Thursday an auspicious day when we should all have checked our horoscopes in a frenzy of irrationality? Makes me wonder what exactly the “Most popular on the star.com” actually measures. I don’t want to assume that it’s an accurate representation of the Toronto population (although part of me is scared that it might be!!). I suspect a bunch of Dull Normals go to Torontostar.com to check their daily horoscope from their desks and smart web designers tease them with headlines for the most sensational stories. It kinda skews the results (please, don’t let it be true or I will have to leave this city)
6 bstewart23 on May 9th, 2008 said:

It never occurs to me, ever, to check my horoscope, Evil Twin Skippy. We’re on the same page regarding teasing headlines, too.

@ David D.: Glad you caught that. Even on the strictest Food Intake Program, who can resist the sugary, doughy crack that are TimBits™?
7 tim on May 9th, 2008 said:

please tell me that somewhere tim hortons offers up timbits t-shirts. i’ll order an x-small…