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I Do Not Understand America, Part 37,329
6 comments to I Do Not Understand America, Part 37,329 |
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I Do Not Understand America, Part 37,329
6 comments to I Do Not Understand America, Part 37,329 |
June 2010 |
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You know, there’s crazy-in-a-good-way and then there’s so-fucking-crazy-cats-run-away-at-the-sight-of-your-shadow. I’m with the cats on this one. Run away!
Already working on my Plan B: Escape to the UK.
Oy.
Oh he did not just say “Can you smell what the Mac is cooking”! Damn, The Rock needs to introduce him the The People’s Elbow.
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at him trying to be “cool” and talking down to the rubes who believe WWE is life and celebrates freedom and whatnot. Because it’s so pathetic and transparent, but I’m scared to think how many will swallow it.
He blinks more than Nixon, sheesh.
What. The. Fuck.
HE IS NOT BADASS ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THE ROCK
HE DOES NOT GET TO USE THAT LINE
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT okay, I know that you all already know this, but a reminder: THIS MAN DOES NOT REPRESENT AMERICA. I mean, God, I live here and I don’t understand him either, and none of my friends or colleagues do. November cannot get here soon enough. DAMN, do I want to VOTE. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.
shit- I just vomited all over my laptop.