2 Responses to “A Strong Argument for Keeping My Parents Offline”  

1. 1 Cora on Mar 31st, 2008 said:

   Oh, for heaven’s sake. Do you REALLY think your father has never said “FREAK YOU!” to a bad driver like the rest of us? What in blue blazes are you thinking? And your gosh-darned mom has probably let fly with a few “oh, heck!”s and “tarnation!”s a few times. My STARS. Don’t you hold up those pinkies at me, you mamma-jamma thing-eater. Holy shoot! They already know you’re a member of the Darn Heck Butt Monarchs, right? Judas Priest!!

2. 2 bstewart23 on Mar 31st, 2008 said:

   My parents? When they watched Battlestar Galactica (the new one) for the first — and only — time, my mother blanched at the first “frak!” and my father slid his glasses down his nose to snort “well, why do they even need to swear at all?!?”

   “What, you mean saying ‘frak’ instead of ‘fuck’?” I asked.

   Oh, how we laughed.

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