Preparedness is a good thing, of course, but what kind of fucked-up country can’t get essential services like fresh water to its citizens in less than 72 hours?
Oh, right. I keep forgetting this is a country in which much of a major urban center’s business district can be completely shut down when a piece of plastic falls from a sign.
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That clip was fantastic–and oh so true!
Lies! Everyone knows that Canada has a two-foot-thick layer of snow across the entire country all year around.