The winter solstice occurs tomorrow at 6:08AM G.M.T. and, if the folks at Global Orgasm get their wish, everyone on the planet — of legal age, of course — will simultaneously orgasm.

For world peace.

And gender equality.

And global warming.

I’m not making this up, people.

I know what you’re thinking: hippies! I can think of dumber reasons for getting your rocks off, though.