When they’re 6′4″ tall, rock the facial hair — rock it hard! — and are in possession of one of the finest noses on the planet, we can overlook the occasional missteps of the lightweight television series in which they star. When they also complete a particularly potent Celebrity Math equation, well, see for yourself:

¼(Harrison Ford) + ½(Hart Bochner) + ¼(Eric Bana) = Ed Quinn:

And one more after the jump…

(You’re allowed to whisper “oh my fuckety fuck, he’s hot!” under your breath, if you so desire. Try not staring at the hole in those jeans, too, I dare ya.)

Important Reminder: The “Green on Thursday” series always reveals very much more about your host at This.That.No Other. than it does about any of the featured personalities.