So, a few days ago I was commiserating with a workmate about the year ending and the year ahead and it was not a happy conversation, folks.
On a global level we have evil, greed and incompetence operating at staggeringly high levels. Politics, religion and business — the three pillars on which we’ve constructed our civilization [...]

La. Village Drops 666 From Its Number
It’s taken 40 years, but this southwest Louisiana village no longer bears the mark of the beast.
Beginning this month, residents and businesses can change the first three digits of their phone numbers from 666 — depicted in the Bible as the mark of the beast — to 749.
Mayor [...]

Try this.
Try finding a song that makes you happy, so goddamned happy that even the fuckwits who selfishly push onto the subway car before everyone’s exited don’t irk. Try finding a song that exhilarates you so completely that even the morons who obliviously clog the sidewalks while ohmygodding into their cellphones don’t bother. Try finding [...]

Left to Right: Wigstock (1993), Large Fairy-Tinkle Ball and Small Fairy-Tinkle Ball Club Trinkets

About six weeks ago, we looked at IKEA Canada’s price-gouging on a few items and their bullshit attempts at spin control when Canadian consumers started paying closer attention to the huge discrepancy in pricing north and south of the border. So in light of the festive shopping season in which we currently find ourselves, it [...]

The winter solstice occurs tomorrow at 6:08AM G.M.T. and, if the folks at Global Orgasm get their wish, everyone on the planet — of legal age, of course — will simultaneously orgasm.
For world peace.
And gender equality.
And global warming.
I’m not making this up, people.

I know what you’re thinking: hippies! I can think of dumber reasons for [...]

When they’re 6′4″ tall, rock the facial hair — rock it hard! — and are in possession of one of the finest noses on the planet, we can overlook the occasional missteps of the lightweight television series in which they star. When they also complete a particularly potent Celebrity Math equation, well, see for yourself:
¼(Harrison [...]

This photo was lovingly crafted specifically for Glark.

I know from pain.
There was that time I had all four wisdom teeth out, and they had to actually break the teeth and part of the jawbone in which they were planted, just to get them out with dental pliers. Of course I was unconscious and anesthetized, but that only lasts so long, right? No [...]

I know, right?
I ♥ the caption crawl on the cardio TVs at my gym.