You’re not eating right now, are you?
Sandals, sand and dry heat are cruel torturers of pampered urban feet. Sure wish Champ and I brought our heel cream and callus shaver on our trip! But our loss (of dignity) is your gain, and you can exercise your democratic prerogative in a far more useful way than you ever would over at Entertainment Weekly or People. Don’t ask which heel belongs to whom, we won’t tell!
A: uniform coverage, shallow cracks B: concentrated, deep cracks
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I went for B… my grandmother’s heels looked like that, and they were hell to fix. Hers was the result of some kind of eczema, however, and cleared up with dandruff shampoo. Hope yours is a quicker repair!
First of all, I didn’t find the pictures that disgusting, which should be alarming in itself, but isn’t, for some reason.
I voted for B because it looks way more painful to have.
1. Soak in warm water with epsom salt for 15 minutes
2. Pad dry
3. Slather vaseline on them
4. Cover with bread bags
5. Cover with socks
Welcome to 5 winters of my childhood!
It’s all about the callus shaver, people:
But be careful; it’s easy to go all character-in-a-Thomas-Harris-novel on yourself.