Gay 1: “Over there, is that a man or a woman?”
Gay 2: “Yes.”

Oh, how I wish other theatres would sit up and take notice. Kudos to Cinebarre of Asheville, NC:

ADMISSION POLICY: Absolutely no children under 6 except for designated shows. Children 6-17 shall only be admitted with parent or guardian.
No cellphones and no talking, either. Reportedly, there’s a warning onscreen just before the show: “So shut up. [...]

Daniel Craig:

Feel free to create your own caption. Here, let me get you started:
“Daniel Craig, adjusting for inflation”.

I read the news today, oh, boy:

I’d love to turn on you…
In the coming days, it’s important to remember that our notion of “justice” requires not just the rule and execution of the law, but also the appearance of justice being served.

Not to continue riding on some Michael Moore-inspired bandwagon or anything, but the U.S. House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearings this week revealed some pretty sick(ening) facts. White House meddling in any appointed position is a given, of course, but when former Surgeons General testify that politics frequently trumped scientific fact, it’s time [...]

Michael Moore on CNN (courtesy DailyMotion)
Imagine how watchable mainstream news would be if this happened more often.
It’ll take ten minutes of your life, ten minutes listening to Michael Moore eviscerating Wolf Blitzer, CNN and the mainstream media. Ten minutes of Michael Moore like a dog on a bone, calling out CNN and their “personalities” for [...]

Talking Tee
Gay A: “Ohhh, a talking tee. How very early nineties. Oh, well, I guess it’s fine for the gym.”
Gay B: “I’m supposed to take fashion advice from a fauxhawked guy wearing a bicycle-chain necklace over a spandex tank top tucked into a pair of BodyBodyWear shorts?”

One of two Martin XB-51s ever created

From Mr. Joseph Baugher:
The second XB-51 (48-686) crashed on May 9, 1952 during low-level aerobatics over Edwards AFB, killing its pilot. The first prototype XB-51 continued on with various other test work. Extensive tests on high-speed bomb release were carried out, and the tail [...]

Father Jonathan Morris:
I love a man in a uniform, especially when he has a certain, boyish enthusiasm so rare in the younger, jaded set these days. And especially when he spouts demonstrably silly arguments, only he does it really enthusiastically and with a really great nose. With the sound muted, I could watch Father [...]

(And we all thought Nixon would be the nadir of American politics for, like, ever.)
Happy Birthday, America. Team Olbermann!