We’re so goddamned serious about your safety that we’ll remind you to not hold subway train doors when you’re not even on the subway train! We’re so fucking serious about your safety that we’ll take up revenue-generating ad space on our buses just to remind you to not do something which everyone but the criminally stupid avoids doing anyway!











Um… those are seriously needed, because apparently the subway system is running rampant with the “criminally stupid”. Cuz, yo, it happens all the freakin’ time!
On the bus?
I’ll give you the “rampant with the criminally-stupid”, though.