So, Republican Bob Allen, husband and father, co-chair of John McCain’s Florida campaign, architect of a failed Florida bill to make tighter the existing prohibitions against public sex, vocal opponent of same-sex marriage and foe of a bill to curb the bullying of gay students… is busted for offering twenty bucks to an undercover cop in a public washroom for the cop to bully his erect, same-sex penis into his willing, same-sex throat.

What I find hardest to believe is that anyone might actually accept $20 from Florida State Representative Bob Allen for a blowjob. The statements from the accused are kind of awesome, though. Through the predictable, my-family-supports-me comments, the denial of the charges (but not of the activity) and the on-cue tears, Allen apparently claims the undercover cop “misunderstood”. Misunderstood what?

For those with an eye for detail, washroom-arrestee Bob Allen is also a water sports enthusiast.