So, the Bay-Adelaide Centre has, over the last several months, been transformed from a mausoleum-like monument to the collapse of Toronto’s ’90s construction boom into… a full-fledged construction site. And how does the superclassy Bay-Adelaide Centre address this very welcome and long-overdue metamorphosis? By name-checking only the highest cultural touchstone of our time, of course!

“There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are. By invariably discussing the unnecessary, it makes us understand what things are requisite for culture, and what are not.”
— Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist