Richard Dawkins
Sitting at #73 in the TIME Magazine 100 (”the 100 men and women whose power, talent or moral example is transforming the world”) is one of my heroes, Richard Dawkins. Brilliant, fearless, erudite, articulate, impassioned, clever, polite, charming and very, very funny, Dawkins is a writer of remarkable clarity and a noble crusader [...]

Check out The Post-Rapture Post, whose atheist owners promise to deliver post-Rapture messages from the saved to the damned for as little as $4.99. Fucking brilliant. Be sure to check out the Testimonials and, if so inclined, drool a bit over cute ‘n’ nerdy founder Josh Witter. Absofuckinglutely brilliant.

Why should anyone be afraid of something that doesn’t exist?

ABC Nightline, 9 May 2007
Hey, while we’re at it…
Atheist vs. Loudmouthed Jerkwad
Memo to amazon dot cah: where the hell is my copy of Christopher Hitchen’s God is Not Great? I mean, I could’ve picked a copy up at Coles two weeks ago, fercryinoutloud.

Parades around like she doesn’t know how fat she is
Hates Björk
Sarcasm-resistant
Thinks she’s so tough
Can’t spell worth beans
Homophobic
Voted for Harper
Won Oscar pool and then lorded it over everybody
Sleeps on plastic bag, considers it “comfy”
Deeply religious

(not his cat, but you get the idea)

Ray Comfort: “Hold this, Kirk.”
Former child star and evolution expert Kirk Cameron:
“Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, it’s just the right shape for the human mouth.” I would argue, though, that the contents do tend to squirt in your face.
You just can’t watch that clip without auto-porning it, can [...]

Bruce Willis*

*not a Republican, apparently.

Happy “Mission Accomplished” Day!

1 May 2003