Engrish is fun, and not in a condescending, cultural-chauvinism kind of way. It’s just… fun.

This egg sandwich is yummy. Let’s bite and taste it!

Dubiously fun place to go.

Bigot bags.

A dandy toilet.

A lit cigarette is carried at the height of a child’s face but much lower than the height of a helicopter.

Cutting off of fingers causes redness, tears.

And people say all cigarettes taste like ass. Bah!

Good things happen to you when you’re feeling good.
(Cigarette machine advice.)