Engrish is fun, and not in a condescending, cultural-chauvinism kind of way. It’s just… fun.

This egg sandwich is yummy. Let’s bite and taste it!

Dubiously fun place to go.

Bigot bags.

A dandy toilet.

A lit cigarette is carried at the height of a child’s face but much lower than the height of a helicopter.

Cutting off of fingers causes [...]

Friendly Bus:

Hate Bus:

This is what freedom is all about:

Newark’s Liberty International Airport, 22 March 2007
“Why do you think I’m taking your picture, you self-absorbed moron?”

There’s something vaguely dispiriting on returning from the ordered, polite, superefficient, expansive, spectacular, friendly and integrated society of Tokyo… to Newark’s Liberty International Airport, with its untidy, unfit, loud, obnoxious, over-entitled, rude people and wildly inefficient systems… eventually winding up recombining with Toronto’s multicultural untidy, unfit, loud, obnoxious, over-entitled, rude people and wildly inefficient systems.
It’s [...]

Jamie “Apollo” Bamber:

Steam, nudity, towel…  you connect the dots.

Continuing an informal competition between Canada and the United States of America, based on a series of completely arbitrary, wildly unfair and predictably mean-spirited criteria.
#8: Leaders and Their Pussies
Evidence:

President George W. Bush & India [...]

Huge Ackman:

An Open Letter To Anyone Even Contemplating Trying To
Convince Me To Go On A Gay Cruise
Dear You,
I know you mean well, really, but don’t. Just… don’t. I’m glad you had a terrific time on your gay cruise — and I say that without a trace of irony or sarcasm — but for me to engage [...]

George Eads: