The only thing funnier than bad marketing is the buzzword-laden verbiage with which bad marketers break their own arms while patting themselves on the back for their efforts. By what standard of effectiveness does a campaign against peer-to-peer piracy measure itself? Not by any reduction in piracy, of course, but by the number of visitors to its “Just Say No”-style website! Shut up! We’re integrating our seamlessly-reframed dialogue, what more could you possibly want?!

(Courtesy Consumerist.com)