Top Ten Breakfast Cereal Names Which Could Also Be Gay Porn Titles:
- Body Buddies (General Mills)
- G.I. Joe Action Stars (Ralston Purina)
- Golden Grahams (General Mills)
- Cocoa Pops (Kellogg’s) / Apple Jacks (Kellogg’s) — tie
- Ranger Joe Popped Wheat Honnies (Nabisco)
- Grape Nuts (Post)
- Trio (Nestle)
- Cream of Wheat (Nabisco)
- Rice Cream Flakes (Nabisco)
- Sunny Boy (Schroeder Milling) / Trix (General Mills) — tie
Honourable mention: Fruity Pebbles (Post), Fruity Freakies (Ralston Purina) and Fruit Islands (Ralston Purina).
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I have never heard of Ranger Joe Popped Wheat Honnies but that would be a great name for a band. A gay band from the prairies – even better.
Apparently the name was eventually changed to the more traditional “Honeys” spelling, but I prefer the original, especially after Ranger Joe popped his wheat all over them.
What a way to start off a day
….. everyday.