Santorum Eats “Santorum”

08Nov06

Santorum in defeat
Schadenfreudelicious!

You don’t want to laugh, but you have to. Above, Pennsylvania voters make “see you next Tuesday” a reality for douchebag senator Rick Santorum*. In other news, Dan Savage admitted to hospital for exhaustion after repeatedly hoisting his champagne glass in toasts from all of America. Not pictured: thousands of Americans celebrate the defeat of Senator Man-On-Dog by popping open the lube and joyfully fucking each other in the ass.

*a reader reports that this link, to spreadingsantorum.com, is blocked as “pornography”, so you should be aware that it could be considered NSFW, despite the fact that it’s not pornography at all. Funny, though, that you were able to view this post, containing the phrase “joyfully fucking each other in the ass”, dude.

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7 Responses to “Santorum Eats “Santorum””

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1 Tara on Nov 8th, 2006 said:

Is that girl in the front his daughter? And is that puff of blonde hair on her shoulder a doll’s? She seems a bit big for that, no?
2 Charles on Nov 8th, 2006 said:

That photo is PRICELESS!!!
3 bstewart23 on Nov 8th, 2006 said:

I do believe it’s his daughter Sarah Maria. I initially thought the clump of hair was David Spade, but now that you mention it, it’s probably a doll. Did they dress the poor girl up early for the Thanksgiving pageant?
4 sol on Nov 9th, 2006 said:

Note that her dress matches that of the doll’s. I am also deeply saddened that I can tell it’s a Kit doll from American Girl Co.
5 Ian on Nov 9th, 2006 said:

When I click on the word ’santorum’ at work, I get the message that it’s pornography and blocked. I happen to know what santorum is, and I think it’s in the better interest of the children (like this little darling) that we no longer be exposed to this kind of offensive language.
6 Cymbaltarocks on Nov 10th, 2006 said:

She’s barely 8 and I’m thinking that’s well within normal age-range for doll carrying. The actual best part of that picture is the thousand yard stare of his son in the background.