Coke Blak

  1. “BlãK”? Oh, that’s not going to confuse anyone wanting to pronounce it correctly.
  2. The label clearly states “CONTAINS ASPARTAME” and yet the second ingredient is sugar. Make up your minds, douchebags.

That said, it’s delicious when served icy-cold. And it makes you feel doubly-reckless if you drink some after 4PM. Too bad about the sugar, though. And the inevitable “BlãK is the new Black” lameness.


One Response to “Two Things I Just Don’t Get About Coke BlãK”  

  1. 1 Andrew

    Tastes like cold, melted coffee candies…yuck! The ONLY thing I don’t get is “why?!”

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