Setting the scene: Two gay guys and one straight guy, shaving at the sinks in the locker room at my (mostly straight) gym a few weeks ago. A (presumably straight) locker room attendant is bent over, cleaning the floor nearby. A third gay guy approaches the sinks…

Gay Guy 3: Tell me that’s not poppers I’m smelling.

Attendant: Someone dropped a bottle out of their toiletry kit. A little, brown, glass bottle.

Gay Guys 1, 2 and 3 (in unison): Pop-persss!