Don’t read this, Mom. Overheard at The Black Eagle, some time ago:

Queen A: That guy is so hot. And he’s got a great nose. He’s got a Big Cock Nose.

Queen B: What. Ever. He’s so totally your type, though. What’s it about his nose that makes it a Big Cock Nose?

Queen A: Well, for starters, we’ve messed around, and he’s got a really big cock.

Queen B: Oh.


3 Responses to “Actual Gay Conversations #5”  

  1. 1 taverbeck

    were you ‘queen a’ in this scenario?

  2. 2 bstewart23

    As a responsible journalist guy, I can neither confirm nor deny the identity of any participant in that conversation. The subject of that conversation really did have a great nose, though.

  3. 3 Cora

    Just FYI: I’m a mom, yo, and I have no problem with this. Granted, my son is three, but I don’t see how this conversation is any different from my own ramblings with girlfriends about “big hands”. If he grows up to love big noses (extrapolate as you will), so be it.

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