This is the logical consequence of equal rights and acceptance. It’s a bittersweet victory.

Okay, first thing: I get it. Really, I do. I get what they’re trying to say, even though that’s not what they’re saying. I also get that wedding publications are, by definition, lame at best and appallingly tasteless the rest of the [...]

Comment. Rick Mercer’s herpes comment.
I’m referring to Mercer’s blog entry (and coincident editorial in The National Post) concerning Bob Rae’s bid for leadership of Canada’s federal Liberal Party, in which Mercer jests:
Nothing against Rae of course, I’m sure he means well – it’s just that his record as NDP premier of Ontario will never go [...]

Nothing amuses more than watching suburban housewives and clueless dads make sense of the world around them. Imagine the amusement resulting from those same suburban chuckleheads reading teleprompters to help us make sense of the world!
Imagine no more, because Global News Morning is always there to make even those with IQs in single digits or [...]

James Franco:

1) Cut It the Fuck Out With Those Teaser News Items
“Where is Toronto’s garbage going? We’ll tell you on NewsLocal, at 11!”
Hearing the above pretty-much guarantees that I will cease to give a damn about where Toronto’s garbage is going and absolutely guarantees that I will not be tuning in to NewsLocal at 11 (or [...]

Don’t read this, Mom. Overheard at The Black Eagle, some time ago:
Queen A: That guy is so hot. And he’s got a great nose. He’s got a Big Cock Nose.
Queen B: What. Ever. He’s so totally your type, though. What’s it about his nose that makes it a Big Cock Nose?
Queen A: Well, for starters, [...]

1) Where’s the Party?

In Chicago
In Miami
New York City!
Puerto Rico

(Source: “Where’s the Party” Remix, from You Can Dance)
2) What is Life?

“Life is a mystery” (Source: “Like a Prayer”, from Like a Prayer)
“Life is a paradox” (Source: “Like It or Not”, from Confessions on a Dancefloor)

Someone disagreed with the whole “I Fuck the Man / Monkey Warfare” worldview.

Parker Stevenson:

I’d always imagined Frank Hardy, the older of the mystery-solving brothers, to be handsome, sexy, dark, muscular, hairy and exceedingly well-hung. Dye-job above notwithstanding, Parker Stevenson turned out not to be not very dark.

You know, there’s almost no need to comment on this photo of Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay “treating” U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice yesterday to a(n embarrassing, paper) cup of (shitty) coffee at that bastion of the Canadian lower-middle-class, Tim Horton’s, after some mutual tongueing over our countries’ shared military presence in Afghanistan.
While [...]