The Peninsula Pooper
Two truisms:

Everybody reads on the toilet; hell, that’s the only way I get through my issue of Entertainment Weekly in time for the next to take its place on the tank lid.
Nobody likes to poop on a toilet that’s not their own. (Or do they?)

It’s always bothersome when you’re in a can’t-wait-gotta-go-now sort [...]

(music is my boyfriend)
I never quite have as much fun at live music shows as I do at The Hidden Cameras’ live music shows and this is why: Joel Gibb and his ridiculously clever and talented troupe are sexy and they’re fun and I’m pretty sure they even have more fun than does the audience. [...]

2006 Church Street Fetish Fair
(note kinky fetishwear, above, in standing-room-only event)
So we went to the Church Street Fetish Fair today and I took some shots for a photoessay to be entitled “Boulevard of Broken Queens”, documenting the tragically unsexy decline of the historic center of Toronto’s gay community population. And, well, sorry, but you won’t [...]

Two beavers contemplate a rather thick, sturdy tree trunk, and are asked “have you seen BStewart?”:

I received this card in the mail yesterday, from my former land-line telephone service provider — I dropped Bell for phone service back in April (you may have read about the disastrous dealings I had with the Customer Service and [...]

So, the 16th International AIDS Conference draws to a close in Toronto today, and everyone missing a chromosome can go back to loving Prime Minister Stephen Harper for reasons other than his avoidance of anything AIDSy. But before we leave this shameful chapter in Canada’s international reputation, let’s find out why you think he geographically [...]

Canadian embarrassment Prime Minister Stephen Harper, too busy with “other commitments” to attend this week’s mediagenic 16th International AIDS Conference — probably a good thing, since boyfriend doesn’t exactly work the camera well and do you seriously think he’d be able to even pretend to play in the same league as Bill Clinton’s intelligence? — [...]

Continuing an informal competition between Canada and the United States of America, based on a series of completely arbitrary, wildly unfair and predictably mean-spirited criteria.
#5: Delusional, Man-Handed, Right-Wing Hags
Evidence:

Sexy Bitch Ann Coulter (USA) and Kittenish Rachel Marsden (Canada)
Advantage: USA.
Marsden [...]

So, the 16th International AIDS Conference opened in Toronto this week and, hey, what better photo-op could there possibly be for a Prime Minister than to shake hands with Bill Gates or Bill Clinton or even Richard Gere? Oh, wait. Did you say “AIDS”?
While the conference gives Canada a world stage to demonstrate leadership in [...]

I’ve stated this before, and it should come as a surprise to no one, but I must urge in the strongest way possible whichever government bodies deal with citizen dunderheadedness, whichever regulatory commission under whose aegis this falls, to immediately enact legislation outlawing public stupidity, and to empower officials within designated organizations to perform triage [...]

George W. Bush and I have the same birthday, albeit a decade apart.
This fact amuses and scares me in equal measure.