North America Cup #5

16Aug06

Continuing an informal competition between Canada and the United States of America, based on a series of completely arbitrary, wildly unfair and predictably mean-spirited criteria.

#5: Delusional, Man-Handed, Right-Wing Hags

Evidence:

Sexy Bitch Ann Coulter (USA) and Kittenish Rachel Marsden (Canada)

Advantage: USA.

Marsden seemed to have an early edge, thanks to her complicity in (not one but two) stalking cases in British Columbia and jaw-droppingly offensive and idiotic leaps of logic but, hey, you simply can’t compete with the unbridled, rabid-delusional dishonesty of a seasoned pro like Coulter.

See you next Tuesday, bitches!

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2 Responses to “North America Cup #5”

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1 Al Christensen on Aug 16th, 2006 said:

There’s some speculation floating around whether man-handed Ann Coulter might be man-handed for a reason.
2 Betty Sue on Aug 18th, 2006 said:

Indeed, one suspects that Ann Coulter is actually the drag name of Andrew Coulter, right wing pub bore and secret cross dresser.