So, it took me longer to get the fucking security tape off my goddamned copy of Solaris* than it did to watch the actual movie. Fuck you, 20th Century Fox. And while you’re at it? The “PULL HERE” tab on (only one of) the security tapes? You might want to think about not putting adhesive on that part, douchebags.

*The George-Clooney’s-awesome-naked-ass version, so worth it at $6.99, not the Andrei Tarkovsky version, which was austere and thoughtful and ohmygodwilliteverend?