Yes, chix do dig bstewart. Especially ginormous-breasted, wee, pornstar chix. Summer Sinn* visits the office, frightens all of the het guys, mesmerizes with a Bahston accent thicker than that of a certain obnoxious — and painfully overexposed — former Surviving Racer and ultimately has no effect whatsoever on my Kinsey number. Sorry, mom.

Two of my ribs were cracked during the taking of this photograph.

(Glark, I'm seeing marketing possibilities.)

*Dude, I am so not linking.