- Celtic Knot Armband-Tatts
- Eyebrow Piercings
- Heavy Chain Necklaces Over Sleeveless Tees
- Fauxhawks, Fauxhawks, Fauxhawks!
- Capri Pants
- Wedding Rings Worn Unironically
- Using the Word "Partner" Without a Trace of Sarcasm
- Talking Tees Referring to Shopping or Baseball Positions
- Stupid Rainbow Flags
- Unexaggerated Sibilance










Yeah, we saw plenty of these driving down Church to brunch on Saturday.
Leah: “I think that guy is gay.”
Dave: “I think that lady might be, too.”
Derek: “This game is really easy.”
HEY! Some of us got Celtic Knot tattoos 13 years ago before anyone else had them, and some of them still look cool, and they're tattoos, which means they're permenant. Mister! MISTER!!
just because you have a fauxhawk doesn’t mean your gay.